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SwizzleMalarchy

24 Bremerton, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 12:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yo, my name is Jake, and I'm an Electrical Engineer who just moved to Bremerton. I'm not quite looking for a girlfriend, more just of a friend-like-ish thingy, a physical relationship or at least not something that was going to be forever unless you are super into travelling. I say this because I plan on working in Japan within a couple years. I enjoy thoughtful discussions, about a wide range of topics so don't be shy about discussing literature, media, video games, feminism, masculinity, fitness or what have you. I'm up for it, seriously. I consider myself to be Sapiosexual and tend to gravitate towards women who are the same. Not to say I won't hang out with those who aren't, I think everyone deserves a chance or two.

If you'd like to get to know me more, go ahead and leave a message. I will always respond because I'm desperate *cough* herm, I mean.. if I didn't that would be rude (yeah that's it). What kind of gentleman would I be then? A shit one, that's what kind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as an Electrical Engineer and plan to go live in Japan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Programming
Math
Bass Guitar
Drawing
Building
fixing computers
running
Playing video games with people on a couch, in person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Profile Picture Probably or how drunk I am because I love beer. It's my favorite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
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Brave New World
Marvel (that counts right?)
Animal Farm
Dune
Vonnegut
Dylan Thomas
Samuel Clemens
Metamorphosis
Walden
Dostoevsky
Hawking
Tolkien
Terry Brooks Shannara
Lord of the Flies
Invisible Man
Catch 22
(I swear I'm not just listing books I had to read in school)

Movies
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Everything is Illuminated
Memento
Dark Knight Trilogy
Marvel
Scott Pilgrim
I'm A Cyborg and That's Okay
Miyazaki
Sound of Noise
Fight Club
Monty Python

Shows
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Twilight Zone
Game of Thrones
Alfred Hitchcock
Gravity Falls
FLCL
Kino's Journey
Cowboy Beebop
Gurren Lagan
Futurama
Breaking Bad
Daily Show
South Park
Cosmos
Wakfu
Daredevil
Arrested Development

Music
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Flogging Molly
Tool
Metallica
Seasick Steve
BB King
Duke Ellington
Miles Davis
John Coltrane
Dizzie Gillespie
Count Basie
Bach
Soundgarden
Nirvana
Rush
Emerson Lake and Palmer
Mackelmore
Eminem
Bob Marley
Kid Cudi
Ratatat
Infected Mushroom
Polysics
Reel Big Fish
Aquabats
Gogol Bordello
Nujabes
Fat Jon
Collie Budz
Dirty Heads
Matisyahu
Damian Marley
MIA

Food
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Italian
Japanese
BBQ
Anything really, who doesn't like food?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Potential Stories I could make into comics.
Circuits (nah, seriously wanna build an amp?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing video games or out drinking with friends or trying to DM for said friends while they turn my epic fantasy stories into Monty Python.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly enjoy an occasional JRPG.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A less than serious relationship is more your speed at the moment
You want to be player 2 (or 1, it doesn't really matter)
You want to build/make something
Writing a comic sounds like fun
Or you just need a new friend since I'm new to the Bremerton area