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SwizzleMalarchy

23 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yo, my name is Jake, and I'm currently studying Electrical Engineering in Seattle. I'm not quite looking for a girlfriend, more just of a friend-like-ish thingy or at least not something that was going to be forever unless you are super into travelling. I say this because I plan on working in Japan once I'm done in Seattle and plan on moving around from there. There's a whole world out there, Y'know? I enjoy thoughtful discussions, about a wide range of topics so don't be shy about discussing literature, media, video games, feminism, masculinity, fitness or what have you. I'm up for it, seriously. I consider myself to be Sapiosexual and tend to gravitate towards women who are the same. Not to say I won't hang out with those who aren't, I think everyone deserves a chance or two.

If you'd like to get to know me more, go ahead and leave a message. I will always respond because if I didn't that would be rude. What kind of gentleman would I be then? A shit one, that's what kind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently studying Electrical Engineering and plan to go live in Japan for work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Programming
Math
Bass Guitar
Drawing
Building
fixing computers
running
Playing video games with people on a couch, in person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Profile Picture Probably
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
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Brave New World
Marvel (that counts right?)
Animal Farm
Dune
Vonnegut
Dylan Thomas
Samuel Clemens
Metamorphosis
Walden
Dostoevsky
Hawking
Tolkien
Terry Brooks Shannara
Lord of the Flies
Invisible Man
Catch 22

Movies
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Everything is Illuminated
Memento
Dark Knight Trilogy
Marvel
Scott Pilgrim
I'm A Cyborg and That's Okay
Miyazaki
Sound of Noise
Fight Club
Monty Python

Shows
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Twilight Zone
Game of Thrones
Alfred Hitchcock
Gravity Falls
FLCL
Kino's Journey
Cowboy Beebop
Gurren Lagan
Futurama
Breaking Bad
Daily Show
South Park
Cosmos
Wakfu

Music
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Flogging Molly
Tool
Metallica
Seasick Steve
BB King
Duke Ellington
Miles Davis
John Coltrane
Dizzie Gillespie
Count Basie
Bach
Soundgarden
Nirvana
Rush
Emerson Lake and Palmer
Mackelmore
Eminem
Bob Marley
Kid Cudi
Ratatat
Infected Mushroom
Polysics
Reel Big Fish
Aquabats
Gogol Bordello
Nujabes
Fat Jon
Collie Budz
Dirty Heads
Matisyahu
Damian Marley
MIA

Food
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Italian
Japanese
BBQ
Anything really, who doesn't like food?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Potential Stories I could make into comics.
Circuits
Senior Project and everything that needs to be done still
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking, Video games, Homework, out drinking with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly enjoy an occasional JRPG.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be player 2 (or 1, it doesn't really matter)
You want to build/make something
Writing a comic sounds like fun