SwizzleMan
32 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Just your typical Cool Cat looking for other equally charming individuals who posses that special ZEST for life. I am Open to sharing a laugh, embarking on urban escapades, and exchanging knowing glances. Life is a buffet, and I just happen to have an extra plate!
What I’m doing with my life
Creating a fragrant bouquet of love and laughter.
I’m really good at
Bringing a smile to even the most sullen face. Making magic out of the mundane. Encouraging feline mischief. Engaging in witty repartee. Baking low fat muffins. Impressing your mother. Inspiring hero worship.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shimmering alabaster skin. If the sun hits me at just the right angle, you can bask in my second hand glow. Its a beautiful thing!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything with a sexy vampire/werewolf love triangle, or Dame Judi Dench. Preferably something with Dame Judi Dench in a sexy vampire/werewolf love triangle.
The six things I could never do without
1. Yard Sales
2. Classic Sitcoms
3. Obscure Pop Culture Trivia
4. Clean underwear
5. Joie De Vivre
6. Kitten Kisses, Lollipops and Rainbows (in that exact order)
7. The smell of fresh ointment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I told you now, I would be spoiling my alluring air of mystery. However, it does involve puppies and tiny tuxedos.
On a typical Friday night I am
I make every night feel like a typical Friday night. Except for Friday night, which I make feel like the most bitchin' New Years eve party ever!!!

So to summarize...Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday = Friday!

Friday = Most Bitchin' New Years Ever Party Ever!!!!

Saturday = Practically a Supernova!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not be a member of the popular Japanese band "Boyz Edition".
You should message me if
You're feeling SPUNKY! and/or suffer from a serious goofball addiction.

If you like any of the following I will make sweet, sweet love to you all night long…

Aphrodite's Child, Bunny Sigler, Bobbie Gentry, Electric Light Orchestra, Sensation Alex Harvey Band, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Giorgio Moroder, Gene Pitney, Sparks, Boys Brigade, CCS, Frankie Laine, Munich Machine, Lime, The Fireballs, Gilbert O’Sullivan, Roger Miller, Chic, Bobby Darin, Lee Dorsey, Nino Tempo & April Stevens, Spandau Ballet, Isley Brothers, Hugo Montenegro, Bobby Vee, Rufus Thomas, ABC, Blancmange, Lee Hazlewood, 1910 Fruitgum Company, Q65, Fats Domino, Sweet, IDLE RACE, Love Unlimited Orchestra, Allen Toussaint, Ernie K. Doe, Tommy James and Shondells, Hamilton Bohannon, Peter Skellern, Rockets, The Clique, Hot Chocolate, Honeybus, Deaf School, WAR, Joe Tex, Tantra.
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