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Sworceryasaurus

25 / M / Straight / Single

Sherman Oaks, California

His Details

Last Online
Jun 17
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
—
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
—
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
—
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Feminist, introverted, probably raised by dogs, thoroughly convinced that the most romantic scene in all media is being chased by wolves with Marceline.

Apparently, I'm a Louisiana child with a degree in film production and religious studies. And I'm a little bitey.
What I’m doing with my life
Et tu, OkCupid?
I’m really good at
Video editing, sass, ennui, bindle organization
The first things people usually notice about me
My uncanny resemblance to Grumpy Cat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Writers: Kate Beaton, John Steinbeck, Matt Taibbi
Musicians: Warpaint, Dave Brubeck, Zoë Keating
Flashy Picture Box: Adventure Time, Batman, Harold and Maude
Games: Flower, Okami, Mass Effect
Miscellaneous: Roller derby, coffee, This American Life
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, water, sunlight, three issues of The Economist.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bears, existentialism, existentialist bears.
On a typical Friday night I am
Scavenging through the forest, slaying dragons (or at least simulations thereof). [Fus ro dah.]
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You can show me the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid.