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Synchronicity85

29 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

My self-summary

People say that if I were an animal I would be a fox... (Insert obvious reference to Ylvis video here.) Cunning is a desirable trait isn't it?
My friends also awarded me a trophy that honors me with the title of "Bad Pun Bandit". The trophy features a raccoon, so I guess you can plot somewhere on the fox - raccoon continuum.

If I had billions of dollars I would use it to replace our highways with the transportation system from minority report. Don't worry though, we'll still be take the hovering DeLorean out for joyrides. :-D

What I’m doing with my life

I work as a software engineer for a company that researches artificial intelligence. So, if a robot saves the human race from itself in a fashion closely resembling the plot of WALL-E, please feel free to show your appreciation for my programming prowess in the form of cash or check.

I’m really good at

I play drums, and I have been a member of a few successful local bands.

Yes, I will serenade you with sensual rhythms, but you are going to have to buy me dinner first.

The first things people usually notice about me

My ability to telepathically communicate with people while I stare at them intently, touch one finger to my left temple and raise one eyebrow.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Hmm, perhaps it would be best to just link you to my favorite poem and play:

Christmas Poem with a Topological Twist by Kathleen Kustin:
http://at.yorku.ca/t/o/p/c/24.htm

Jesus and the Huge Asshole by Dan Savage:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/10/16/jesus-and-the-huge-asshole

The six things I could never do without

1. friends
2. high jinks
3. dreams
4. pillow forts
5. Ribonucleic acid
6. thin mints

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Business planning meetings would be so much more enjoyable if they ended with bouts of evil laughter.

On a typical Friday night I am

Going on dates with lovely ladies.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I like "All the Single Ladies" by Beyonce. The song is.... so... CATCHY!

You should message me if

... you would like to perform sarcastic interpretive dancing with me
... you don't like legislating morality
... you wear a short skirt and a looooooooooooonnnnnnnggggggggg jacket!

The two of us

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)