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SyzygyIncarnate

24 F Kansas City, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the kind of proactive gal that takes tomorrow's nap today.

I have started reading all profiles as though they are on the final round of Family Fued and contestants have mere seconds to guess the most popular answer, then after much stumbling- illogical word vomit comes out.

For the record- I'm more intrigued when your answer shows character rather than what you think I want to hear; definitely more intrigued by humans than drones, as it were.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving up to buy some sweet walkie talkies.
The first things people usually notice about me
Buncha hair, shiny teef, talk a lot n' if you have an animal, I'll give it all the lovin'
The six things I could never do without
1. Basic entertainment (music,
movies, books, theater, dancing, jokes, painting, knitting, crochetting, singing)
2. Futile attempts to solve the human condition.
3. Abnormally abrupt and intense conversations.
4. Cheese
5. Blankets
6. The fear of weeping angels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you've ever wanted... Would you capture it; or just let it slip?

Yeah... That happened, I'm sorry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an incredibly irrational fear of having my achilles tendon sliced. You may tease me 3 times. You may get hurt. Tread carefully.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel so inclined? Or you have free things to give me. I love free things; and if I hate it, I'll bet I can make it into something fantastic.