(Be warned, traveller, this profile is an agglomerate mass of many updates over perhaps as much as a decade, and as a result is a bit.. lengthy. I've an affection for it, as a living record of my development (or lack thereof), so please bear with it.)
Or to pay a little fan-service to a favoured publication, I am Jack's Outdated Profile. I have followed this format for some years, across numerous abortive attempts at a coherent update, forever dogged by the issue that the profile isn't *quite* inaccurate enough to merit a meaningful rewrite, while not quite being accurate either.
I am a 2̶0̶ 2̶1̶ ̶2̶2̶ ̶2̶3̶ Oh dear. I'm a .. 26?.. year-old living in South Wales, and eager to escape. I've spent the last half a decade slipping into a deeper and darker pit of gloomy, blanked out mindfuck, and may, just, be starting to claw my way back out... Stay tuned.
My interests include reading, film, computer gaming, travelling, exploring ruins, writing, design, drawing, painting, photography, photomanipulation, unusual forms of carving, philosophy, psychology (both should be a standard of human knowledge, not a speciality for academics!), and well... Everything, frankly. Everything except professional sport, reality television and cars. Humans fascinate me, but I generally tend to term close friends something more. Humanity has bad connotations. I like to study people, in mind and body, mutually exploring and experimenting with them.
My beliefs are many and contradictory, as is the nature of our species, and my ambitions include transcending the limitations of said species. It's time to move on - interface with technology and aspire beyond petty post-ape hormone-beasts, breeding and consuming without restraint.
I have approximately no tolerance whatsoever for stupidity. I am an equal-opportunity discriminator against most people. Ethnicity, sex, or sexuality be damned, all that matters is that you have a brain, and use it.
In summary; seeking intelligent life in the universe, discriminates indiscriminately, intolerant of most things human, adores those who try to be more, enjoys all manner of creativity and exploration, dangerously open-minded, magnetically drawn to black and red objects, spends far too much time gaming or running around with toy guns/swords being silly.
OkC once had a three-part self-descriptor beneath one's photograph, and when it was removed these words were added beneath my self-summary. I still like them;
"I am restless, dangerous, and strawberry-flavoured."