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T-Wellz

26 M Beaverton, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
-I value my sense of humor very, very much, which makes it hard to think of anything funny to say here to prove it.
-I can lick my own elbows. Seriously, I'm not making that up, I'm not even proud, I just can, so if you've heard it's impossible then find me and stand back because you will flip out. Or not, it's kind of anti-climactic.
-I love to collect random, esoteric trivia.
-I love words, written or spoken.
-I'm an amateur poet. It's one of the few things in my life that I'm very serious about.
What I’m doing with my life
Just now having finished his illustrious English degree at the University of Oregon, our young hero continues his quest to find truth, and light, and beauty, and the tantalizing glories of contact center work in the short term disability department of a huge corporation. Perhaps this Hillsboro place will bring him the legendary fate he so richly deserves.
Maybe not. Who knows?

Oh, I have a poetry blog. Read it if you like that kind of thing, or if you're a masochist and don't like that kind of thing.
http://thesleeplesspoetic.blogspot.com/

UPDATE: I've been really getting into running, and so far I've done a 5k and a couple of 10k's. Portland has awesome opportunities for running events, but so far I've mostly been training solo. If anyone out there needs a running buddy, feel free to hit me up.
I’m really good at
Not sleeping. Or, I guess you could say I'm really bad at sleeping. I can bullshit like no one else. Building an aura of scholarly knowledge with little or no actual expertise is one of my major skills. I mean, come on, I'm a liberal arts graduate.
I'd like to think that I'm moderately ok at writing poetry. I'm certainly good at enjoying writing poetry.
Reading out loud. Seriously, I wish there had been a major for that.
Knowing/spouting random trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm, that I look like Harry Potter? Or, that I look like that creepy guy with the glasses from Sin City? Or, perhaps, when my hair is long, and my glasses are off, that I look like Frodo?

I can seem kind of nerdy, but with literature and comics and music, so, socially nerdy?

Yeah, I know, nice try.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Excellent TV shows! ADVENTURE TIME!!! TODD AND THE BOOK OF PURE EVIL, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Wire, The Avengers (the animates series; it's seriously good), 30 Rock, and maybe others (???)

Novelists: Ken Kesey, Gabrielle Garcia Marquez, Joseph Heller, Mikhail Bolgokov, Virginia Woolf, Albert Camus, Jose Saramago, Earnest Hemingway, Vladimir Nabokov, James Joyce, Isabel Allende, Cormac McCarthy, Thomas Pynchon, Don Delillo! many others

Comics: Sandman series-Neil Gaiman; Ultimates,Ultimates 2 Kick-Ass, Ultimate X-Men, Wanted, Civil War and most other stuff by Mark Millar; Ultimate Spiderman, New Avengers, House of M, Dark Avengers, Dark Reign, Seige, and other stuff by Brian Michael Bendis, Sin City, Frank Miller, X-Men and Iron Fist by Brubaker, and my favorite comic of all time Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-men (if you like anything by Whedon, then you will love Astonishing), too many others to list

Poets: Sylvia Plath, Elizabeth Bishop, Larry Levis, William Carlos Williams, T.S. Eliot, John Berryman, Donald Justice, Louise Gluck, Anthony Hecht, John Ashberry, others

Music: I now tend more towards alternative rock, indie stuff, you know, general hipster fodder; my current playlist includes: The National, TV On The Radio, Joanna Newsom, Vampire Weekend, Radio Head, Portishead, Metric, The Hold Steady, Amanda Palmer, M.I.A., Okkervil River, Elvis Costello, Cat Power, The Arcade Fire, Spoon, Why, Aimee Mann, Kanye West, Grizzly Bear, Bon Iver, Sleater Kinney, Dirty Projectors, LCD Soundsystem, Metric The New Pornographers, Wild Flag, The Beatles, PJ Harvey, Cults, The Rolling Stones, Vampire Weekend, The Pixies, etc.

Movies:(just a sampling): Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Casablanca (which I saw right after Pineapple Express), The Pink Panther Returns, Iron Man, The Dark Night, No Country For Old Men, Sexy Beast, Ichi the Killer, The Big Lebowski, Lost Highway, Mullholland Dr., Audition, Kicking and Screaming, The Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, many others.

Food: BEER. I truly love beer, the more hops, the better. Generally IPAs satisfy my beer cravings, Ninkasi's Total Domination, Terminal Gravity's IPA, and others, but I'm always willing to try new beers.
The six things I could never do without
friends, love, beer, my stereo, choice parts of the internet, good books/poetry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly poetry stuff, inane comic book trivia, and what everyone happens to be up to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin' out with friends, almost certainly drinking or other party related activities, though I really only like small get-togethers, party-ettes as it were.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm, you already know that I can lick my elbows, and about the comics... I don't know, I'm pretty shy, I guess that's private by definition. I don't drink hard alcohol for personal reasons; you'll have to ask me about that in person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a computer program trying to trick me. If I sound like fun, if you want a friend, if you want someone to talk to, if you're cool, even if you don't think you're cool, I'll probably still talk to you.