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T-shirt_n_jeans

34 Saint Paul, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 19, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have been told on several occasions that I am an old soul. I also took a quick online personality test and it told me I am an INTP type personality, which is known as "the architect" 1 to 2% of the population apparently. Albert Einstein was an architect, so that's a good thing, I guess?

I am just a regular, laid back guy. I picked T-shirt_n_jeans because that's how i am most comfortably dressed. That's not to say that I cannot or will not put on a suit if the occasion is right or just to look like a baller for a night. I am open to a lot of things, but people who like nickelback do not fall into that category. I am kind of a nerd, or a geek, I am not sure which. I get along with anyone and everyone on a social level, but I choose my close friends carefully. ALso, I am a night owl, hence the odd hours I keep. Sometimes, I am on here late at night when adult swim starts to re-run its self.

I am a fan of things mechanical. Cars, motorcycles, all sorts of things. If I can take it apart, figure out how it works and put it back together, I am intrigued by it. I guess that's why I am going to school for engineering. I can MacGuyver just about anything. Serious. Bailing wire, duct tape and vice grips. swiss army knife optional.

I am gonna say this just because it is that special brand of bullshit we call election season ... Obama would have to literally eat a live baby on television while giving the finger to the entire U.S. population and simultaneously wiping his ass with the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution before I would even CONSIDER voting for Romney. It;s not that I am that huge of an Obama fan, It is just that I hate Romney that much.
What I’m doing with my life
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Good question, sometimes I wonder this myself. For now, I am just working, paying the bills and mortgage and getting back to school in the fall. I have been out of school for a while and I swear I can feel my brain going into atrophy. The eventual goal is a lake cabin (what a perfect place to go for the zombie apocalypse!) And all the crap society tells me I need coupled with soul crushing debt. I am pretty much there though with a mortgage to pay. UPDATE: I am in school and I forgot how much it sucks/is awesome. It is very monopolizing on ones free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at telling horrible, offensive jokes. Some of my friends refer to me as "the car whisperer" because I can pretty much fix anything related to automobiles. Or anything mechanical for that matter. Sarcasm is one of my strong points, as is remembering stupid movie quotes. OH! and I am really good at drinking good beer. So, I guess I am really good at being a guy. I do on occasion enjoy the more intellectual sides of conversation and debate on subjects ranging from philosophy to quantum mechanics. I have a fascination with how things work, especially the universe.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, maybe that I am tall and I have a very unusual first name. Unusual as in I am the only person I know of with my name. I also have a greast sense of humor and a love of puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, hands down. Stephen Hawkings books are a very close second. I love reading science-y books about theoretical physics, theories about the univers and all sorts of nerderific things. Do comics and graphic novels count as books? I Think they do and If you don't, you should SERIOUSLY consider changing your point of view. Check out "A God Somewhere", that will probably help.

Favorite movies: Army of Darkness. Dune, The Thing, Spaceballs, The Avengers, Les Pact de Lupes, A Scanner Darkly, Prometheus, Th Big Lebowski, Ghost Busters all sorts of nerdy movies. Just ask.

Favorite shows: Futurama, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Top Gear, ATHF, The League, Burn Notice, A-Team (old school), Cowboy BeBop, Epic Meal Time, and a ton more. I am not a huge fan of reality TV, but sometimes I do find myself getting sucked in when the roomies are watching it.

Favorite music: This is where I nerd out. Gorillaz, Beastie Boys (RIP MCA), Led Zeppelin, The Black Keys, The Dropkick Murphys, BRMC, Chemical Brothers, Dethklok, The Chieftains, Black Sabbath, Doomtree, The Rolling Stones, The Hives, Bluegrass, some classical every now and again. Basically, I will listen to anything except gangsta rap, country(I'll pull my predictible response card here and say Johnny Cash is alright) , nickleback (DO NOT get me started) and the cure (not a fan of emo).

Favorite food: Steak. Bacon. a good ear of corn. Mac N Cheese (still, I know) Stir fry. A grilled cheese and tomato soup. Lots of good food. I am not a vegan or vegetarian and I don't think I could ever do it. If you are, that's cool, it's just not for me personally.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor! I love to laugh.

Music. I have had a few cars without radios, and it slowly drove me mad. I am better now.

Friends & family! gotta have friends and family, well, you are stuck with them so you may as well enjoy them.

An awesome steak. Sometimes, it just hits the spot.

Beer. It sounds dumb, and I am not a raging alcoholic, I swear, but I do enjoy beer. Good beer. REALLY good beer. Some people like wine, I never developed a taste for it, but I did somehow acquire a bit of a taste for beer.

My Dogs. they annoy the shit out of me some days, but damn it they are MY DOGS.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Day dreaming about all sorts of stuff. I don't even know where to begin! It changes from day to day, hour to hour, minute to minute.

A lot of times, it has to do with theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, the purpose of life, but sometimes it's contemplating becoming a race car driver.

Lately, it tends to drift more towards super luminal travel, the higgs boson and things of that nature. I realize I am kind of a nerd.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually kicking back and having a couple beers with friends. Sometimes going out to a bar, or a back yard bonfire, but hardly ever to a club or any of that nonsense. I also like to go to any local concerts I can hit up. The turf club and the Hexagon are among some of my favorite dive bars/local venues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat stuff that I've dropped on the floor sometimes, as long as it doesn't have hair on it. I'm a gross motherfucker, I know.
You should message me if
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If you like guys that have their shit together and you do too. OR if you would like to discuss the Higgs boson, crappy movies, video games or pop culture and what's wrong with it over various alcoholic libations.

Seriously though, I get along with pretty much everyone, except people that have a sense of entitlement. The world doesn't owe anyone jack shit. and Nickleback fans, If you like them, just...... don't.