How could you and I strike up a conversation if it's all laid out already?
Ask me :)

Been spending a lot of time hanging out with my cat. Granted he's a pretty kickass cat but I'm bored :/

I ask myself the same thing every day.
There doesn't appear to be a map... If anyone finds it - please let me know!

Directing - antique restoration - screenwriting - media crit - arguing - carpentry - masonry - there's probably more...

The Artist No Country for Old Men Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Pandora's Box (1929) The Thin Man (all) Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 007 (all) Grosse Pointe Blank Night of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead True Grit Fargo Love Actually (actually) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Wayne's World The Blues Brothers To Kill A Mockingbird The Usual Suspects Goodfellas Miller's Crossing The Big Lebowski Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Road To Perdition Cool Hand Luke The Great Escape

Warren Zevon Bob Dylan Dire Straits Cars Rolling Stones The Clash The Specials Toots and the Maytals Arlo Guthrie Mischief Brew Ice Cube The Tossers

The Twilight Zone The X-Files Buffy the Vampire Slayer Firefly Law and Order SVU Top Shots

Mark Twain Kurt Vonnegut Hunter S. Thomson

There's more. And that is correct - I will not be using any commas... my comma key fell victim to a Harpoon IPA 2 years ago. Rest of the computer just keeps on truckin'

1. Lawyers
2. Guns
3. Money
4.
5. Movies
6. A cup of coffee and a cigarette on a porch in the morning. If you've done it... you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Recently I realized that I spend an unhealthy amount of time romanticizing the future and analyzing the past. Hasn't left much time for the present. I'm aiming to change that.

I haven't had a typical Friday night since '06.

Pretty open book. Ask me anything. You'll get an honest response

F**ck it. Just message me if whatever.