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25 Mountain View, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Two chips on the old cardiac muscle and I'm still chugging away. The thirst is real.

Increasingly cynical, superficially belligerent goober with a heart of gold. Maybe not gold. Probably not even silver. But something a little more valuable than, say, tin.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching, eating, drawing, sleeping. Wish I could say I was taking it easy, but you can't really teach and take it easy, unless you're, I don't know, Bradley Cooper in the Hangover.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Eating food
-Being kind of pretentious sometimes
-Putting things into words
-Holding conversations with animals
-Making you feel great about yourself
-Picking out awesome, interesting, useful, and thoughtful presents for people and making unique, lovely, quirky, handcrafted cards to match

My talents contain multitudes
The first things people usually notice about me
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My friends tell me that they always read things I type or text exactly in my voice.

I'm super funny, either because I'm actually funny, or because I mispronounced something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As my talents indicate, I'm kind of pretentious sometimes, so my tastes are kind of pretentious... sometimes.

Otherwise, they're, as someone once called it, "adorably reprehensible."

Books- Hermann Hesse, F. Scott Fitzgerald, David Foster Wallace, Brian K. Vaughn (Comics, mainly), and some other English majory stuff.

Movies- Zoolander, Blades of Glory, Catch Me If You Can, The Avengers, Gone Girl, The Conversation.

Music- Classic rock, folk metal, indie/alt, and high energy top 40's pop.

TV- Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Portlandia, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and probably a bunch of things that most twenty-something people watch, except that I don't actually watch them.

Food- Mediterranean, Indian, Vietnamese, and probably everything else.

Except Thai. Still not sold on Thair
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
open highways and a serviceable sound system in my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Story ideas
-The funniest things my students have said today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing, dicking around on the internet, kicking it with some friends at a bar or pub somewhere, eating a lot of sweet things or pining after sweet things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't listen to or try to sing to the song "Giving Tree" by the Plain White T's without choking up something fierce. It's super embarrassing but I mean damn that song gets me so hard.

Loud 1D fan. If me screaming 1D as my car screams down a screaming highway is your dealbreaker, that's a dealbreaker. In general, I just like real poppy, commercial shit. It's fun.
You should message me if
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-You wear glasses and have nice hair. Nice arms are a multiplier.
-You like dogs. You have a dog. I can "borrow" your dog.
-You're in it to win it. It has nothing to do with a biological clock and everything to do with having a point of stability in my life, not that my life is terribly unstable to begin with. I just like being in a committed relationship.
-You read about butter coffee, tried butter coffee, and realized that it tasted completely mediocre and was a trite idea wrapped in self-improvement wellness marketing, which should have been your first red flag, really.