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25 Mountain View, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 27
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Korean (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ask for a summary, get a dissertation in return. A dissertation that I'll read several times over, feel very satisfied with, then never publish ever and banish to the bowels of my hard drive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going out to places and talking to people
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Being inventive in the kitchen (to usually good results- I'd say I have an 82% success rate)
-Bullshitting about movies, pop culture, anything relevant
-Getting eloquently angry at things. I've heard that my anger is the best kind of anger
-Being thoughtful in surprising and unexpected ways
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friends tell me that they always read things I type or text exactly in my voice.

I'm super funny, either because I'm actually funny, or because I mispronounced something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-David Foster Wallace and some other English majory things

-My favorite movies range from The Conversation to Blades of Glory also there's a 78% chance I have not seen your favorite movie because my tastes are weirdly particular

-Yeah music is cool. My tastes lean on the very corporate poppy manufactured pop culture-relevant stuff. Guess who has a bag of candy corn and no fucks?

-My favorites are Indian, Vietnamese, and Mediterranean with an honorary mention to Mexican because we live in California and I love cilantro. My condolences if you have genetic that makes cilantro taste like soap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A cold room, my bare skin after a shower, and very cozy comforters.

-Good powder on a pristine run overlooking a selfie-worthy lake

-45 minutes of hunger sated by a very rich but fragrant, hearty but refreshing, and perfectly cooked bowl of ramen with a soft boiled egg on top and ridiculously fatty slices of pork on the side

-80-90 miles per hour down a freeway singing really loudly to One Direction songs

-Achey faces from laughing with too many friends in too many places

-A dress with a well-fitted bust and waist area that flares out just right and ages me into the 32 year old veteran teacher I wish I was
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Story ideas
-The funniest things my students have said today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing, dicking around on the internet, going on adventures with friends, playing games, making trouble up in hotel rooms, having secret rendezvous, going on midnight drives with the windows down, going to places I can't even pronounce.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love One Direction

That's not even private at all because you'll hear "Where Do Broken Hearts Go" from a mile away
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You enjoy time in bed more than the average person
-You can be described as tall, trim, and tawny
-You do creative things and can guilt me into doing creative things too
-You're not insufferable