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24 Mountain View, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:50pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'll drive really fast and sing at the top of my lungs to some shitty pop music boy bands to get to a completely unremarkable but comforting place and hang with friends, then I'll end up paying a buttload for parking so I can walk around everywhere in a city I love on the streets I've already walked on like a million times just to take a nap on Memorial Glade, hoping to woo some erudite young scholar to join my company using a somewhat pretentious novel to protect my delicate visage from the sun's golden rays.

I like going hard and being in five places at once and I really like crashing even harder and blobbing for days.

Stories and art are important. Making a conscious decision to enjoy certain things makes you more cultured than naming every fine-print band at the bottom of the Outside Lands lineup.
What I’m doing with my life
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My average day looks like a bell curve. Waking up sucks. Going to work sorta sucks. Getting ready for class sucks. Then the kids come piling in and things are awesome, then it's lunch and there's food and that's even more awesome, and then there are kids again which is okay but now I'm getting kind of tired and then all the kids leave and the day sucks again.

But yeah, in case you didn't gather, I'm a teacher and it's a lot of fun.

Eventually I'll save money (yeah, ok, I can hear you silicon valley douchecanoes chortling) and buy myself a house in Berkeley and buy my dad a trip to Mount Everest.

Then I'll hide away in a cabin somewhere and draw comics for the rest of my life.

In the meantime, I'm collecting people who I wouldn't mind holing up in a cabin with me. It's going well so far
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Eating food
-Being kind of pretentious sometimes
-Putting things into words
-Holding conversations with animals
-Making you feel great about yourself
-Picking out awesome, interesting, useful, and thoughtful presents for people and making unique, lovely, quirky, handcrafted cards to match

My talents contain multitudes
The first things people usually notice about me
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My friends tell me that they always read things I type or text exactly in my voice.

I'm super funny, either because I'm actually funny, or because I mispronounced something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like comics
I like fiction
I like classics

I also really enjoy GQ. Well-written articles and lots of eye candy. It also smells nice.

Erudite Film Student--> The Conversation, The Bitter Tea of General Yen, Catch Me If You Can, Drive, Bronson, Warrior, Inception, Man of Steel, Iron Man, The Avengers, Paranorman, The Emperor's New Groove, Zoolander, Neighbors, 21 and 22 Jump Street, the Expendables <--Disgusting Plebian Sheeple

Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Bob's Burgers
Green Lantern: The Animated Series

Teenie Bopper Filth--> One Direction, Hot Chelle Rae, BIG BANG, MKTO, Brown Eyed Girls, Bridgit Mendler, Demi Lovato, Colbie Caillat, Jason Mraz, Ben Rector, Daphne Loves Derby, Fall Out Boy, Sum 41, Childish Gambino, Pharrell, Epik High, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Outkast, The Black-Eyed Peas, Fatboy Slim, Mark Ronson and the Business International, Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk, Frou Frou, Owl City, Buena Vista Social Club, Of Monsters and Men, Oingo Boingo, Korpiklaani, Ayreon, Apocalyptica, AC/DC, the Scorpions, Boston, Kansas <--Some Semblance of Taste


Until I have a "Denny's Incident" and get food poisoning from there, I will probably always have an inexplicable attachment to Denny's. Fortunately, the guy behind their tumblr is doing a great job with the weird social media thing so now I can just say "oh I just like Denny's because of their social media presence" and not because I have vivid dreams about some of their sizzling skillets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet

At this moment in time, at this very moment, right now, as you are reading this, I would also have to say mac and cheese. Not the instant kind, you gross troglodyte.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Story ideas
-Phrasing mundane updates to my life in a way that will get me the most likes and comments on facebook
-The funniest things my students have said today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing, dicking around on the internet, kicking it with some friends at a bar or pub somewhere, eating a lot of sweet things or pining after sweet things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't listen to or try to sing to the song "Giving Tree" by the Plain White T's without choking up something fierce. It's super embarrassing but I mean damn that song gets me so hard.

I'm very, very staunchly a dog person and I highly doubt that'll ever change, but after living with my roommate's cats I....I get it now. I get the cat people. But I will never be one of you.

I don't actually watch Adventure Time, but I love the crap out of BMO.
You should message me if
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You wear glasses and have nice hair. Nice arms are a multiplier.

You like dogs. You have a dog. I can "borrow" your dog.

You think people are cool

You can articulate your arbitrary disdain of something extremely well and we can end up having a deep discussion about the arbitrary disdain that we hold for various things (for me: Yoga, maxi dresses, the paleo diet)

Regal Bryant is your favorite character from Tales of Symphonia