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T1mco

25 Mountain View, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The thirst is real.

Increasingly cynical, superficially belligerent goober with a heart of gold and a penchant for dating laid-back, agreeable white guys who like video games. My life is generally swell and I have very little to complain about, but when I do complain, I do it really, really well. Get me riled up about something, see where it takes you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching, eating, drawing, sleeping. Wish I could say I was taking it easy, but you can't really teach and take it easy. Blah blah summer vacations every holiday spring breaks blah don't go down that road, bromeo

Otherwise, my life is great. I live with a good friend in a way too convenient location. There are two cats and a bird that share our humble, considerably collegey apartment, and I have friends scattered around the bay and beyond. Game nights, escape rooms, homey coffee joints with open mics, and creative pursuits are just a hop, call, or a click away. Also the ramen in the area is excellent and there are four boba places that are in walking distance of my home.

Everything is awesome, or I'm just very easy to please.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Drawing
-Eating food
-Being kind of pretentious sometimes
-Putting things into words
-Holding conversations with animals
-Making you feel great about yourself
-Picking out interesting, useful, and thoughtful presents for people and making unique, lovely, quirky, handcrafted cards to match. I promise to never give you a Starbucks gift card as a present unless Starbucks is an integral part of your identity and they have some sort of limited edition deal going on.

My talents contain multitudes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friends tell me that they always read things I type or text exactly in my voice.

I'm super funny, either because I'm actually funny, or because I mispronounced something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As my talents indicate, I'm kind of pretentious sometimes, so my tastes are kind of pretentious... sometimes.

Otherwise, they're, as someone once called it, "adorably reprehensible."

Books- Hermann Hesse, F. Scott Fitzgerald, David Foster Wallace, Brian K. Vaughn (Comics, mainly), and some other English majory stuff.

Movies- Zoolander, Blades of Glory, Catch Me If You Can, The Avengers, Gone Girl, The Conversation.

Music- Classic rock, folk metal, indie/alt, and high energy top 40's pop.

TV- Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers, Portlandia, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and probably a bunch of things that most twenty-something people watch, except that I don't actually watch them.

Food- Mediterranean, Indian, Vietnamese, and probably everything else.

Except Thai. Still not sold on Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
drawing
open highways and a serviceable sound system in my car
glasses
People
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Teaching
-Movies
-Story ideas
-Dogs
-The funniest things my students have said today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing, dicking around on the internet, kicking it with some friends at a bar or pub somewhere, eating a lot of sweet things or pining after sweet things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't listen to or try to sing to the song "Giving Tree" by the Plain White T's without choking up something fierce. It's super embarrassing but I mean damn that song gets me so hard.

Loud 1D fan. If me screaming 1D as my car screams down a screaming highway is your dealbreaker, that's a dealbreaker. In general, I just like real poppy, commercial shit. It's fun.
You should message me if
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-You can be described as "tall, trim, and tawny." References may be checked

-You like to draw/read/write at coffee shops. You can guilt me into doing creative stuff at said coffee shops, probably with a judgmental look over the rim of a mug of an earthy dark roast

-You're an asshole about something. Anything. I'm an asshole about the paleo diet, yoga, maxi dresses, and the movie Jupiter Ascending.

-You can indulge me crying horribly about some shitty video game that came out like decades ago. Better yet, you'll turn on said video game, wrap me up into a blanket burrito, and proceed to play the video game in front of me (the video game is Earthbound. I love Earthbound).