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24 F Mountain View, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-deprecating, cynical, and ironic on the outside
Squishy, excited, and stoked about EVERYTHING!!!!! on the inside

I love the Bay Area, especially Berkeley, and I love California, especially NorCal. I guess everywhere else is aight.

My favorite things are long drives down scenic highways, dogs, and crushing on every boy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I can't believe I have been deemed qualified to illuminate the minds of the next generation.

I can't believe that I drew a picture of butts that got like a million notes on tumblr and was tweeted by some minor-sort-of-major celebrity

I can definitely believe that I haven't written a novel yet despite my mom's not-so-subtle proddings of me into that general direction because I'm kind of a lazy piece of trash who would rather tweak and refine a dating website profile than create anything of actual literary merit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Eating food
-Being kind of pretentious sometimes
-Putting things into words
-Holding conversations with animals
-Making my roommate's cat purr so hard that he chirps
-Nerdraging and being totally hilarious about it
-Bullshitting a sincere compliment that makes you feel like the pinnacle of existence

My talents contain multitudes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friends tell me that they always read things I type or text exactly in my voice.

I'm super funny, either because I'm actually funny, or because I mispronounced something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like comics
I like fiction
I like classics

I also really enjoy GQ. Well-written articles and lots of eye candy. It also smells nice.

Erudite Film Student--> The Conversation, The Bitter Tea of General Yen, Catch Me If You Can, Drive, Bronson, Warrior, Inception, Man of Steel, Iron Man, The Avengers, Paranorman, The Emperor's New Groove, Zoolander, Neighbors, 21 and 22 Jump Street, the Expendables <--Disgusting Plebian Sheeple

Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Bob's Burgers
Green Lantern: The Animated Series

Teenie Bopper Filth--> One Direction, Hot Chelle Rae, BIG BANG, MKTO, Brown Eyed Girls, Bridgit Mendler, Demi Lovato, Colbie Caillat, Jason Mraz, Ben Rector, Daphne Loves Derby, Fall Out Boy, Sum 41, Childish Gambino, Pharrell, Epik High, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Outkast, The Black-Eyed Peas, Fatboy Slim, Mark Ronson and the Business International, Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk, Frou Frou, Owl City, Buena Vista Social Club, Of Monsters and Men, Oingo Boingo, Korpiklaani, Ayreon, Apocalyptica, AC/DC, the Scorpions, Boston, Kansas <--Some Semblance of Taste


Until I have a "Denny's Incident" and get food poisoning from there, I will probably always have an inexplicable attachment to Denny's. Fortunately, the guy behind their tumblr is doing a great job with the weird social media thing so now I can just say "oh I just like Denny's because of their social media presence" and not because I have vivid dreams about some of their sizzling skillets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Story ideas
-Phrasing mundane updates to my life in a way that will garner the most likes and comments on facebook
-The funniest things my students have said today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drawing, dicking around on the internet, kicking it with some friends at a bar or pub somewhere, eating a lot of sweet things or pining after sweet things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't listen to or try to sing to the song "Giving Tree" by the Plain White T's without choking up something fierce. It's super embarrassing but I mean damn that song gets me so hard.

I'm very, very staunchly a dog person and I highly doubt that'll ever change, but after living with my roommate's cats I....I get it now. I get the cat people. But I will never be one of you.

I don't actually watch Adventure Time, but I love the crap out of BMO.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wear glasses and have nice hair

You like dogs. You have a dog. I can "borrow" your dog.

You can be my manic pixie dream boy.

You think people are cool

Regal Bryant is your favorite character from Tales of Symphonia