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20 Boulder, CO Cis Man, Man

Cis Man, Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:14pm
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have entitled this Novella "I Can't Sleep Again Tonight"

Before we begin, you should totally Check out the hyperlinks I put on my favorite music. I am enthusiastic about music and if you are also enthused I think we could get along swimmingly.

Pretty cool right?

Hi, I'm Joel. I'm a straight edge, omnivorous, egalitarian. I like to listen to music and be creative when I have free time. I like talking about big issues (politics, ethics, favorite colors), but don't like fighting about them.

Disclaimer: If I have visited your profile a bunch of times, it is probably because I am reading your answers to the questions. I really really (that's 2 reallys) like the questions on a purely "oh, other people think that way" level. I'd answered 1695 of them when I cleared my questions. No ragrets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am studying Mechanical engineering with a minor in Japanese at CU Boulder when I'm not busy procrastinating. I work as an RA on campus too. It's pretty "dope".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Sick Mix CD's - Some Lovely Lady is really missing out.
Finding "good" music
Talking to people (I power through awkward like a champ)
Keeping my cool
Making puns
Algebra (Like sooooooo good)
Falling Down
Browsing imgur (I'm systematic)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have great taste in everything ever so this should be easy.

The Stranger by Camus, Patriotism, The Sound of Waves, and The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea by Yukio Mishima, Anything by Orson Scott Card, Abhorsen Trilogy by Nix, Foundation by Asimov, A Wizard of Earthsea by Le Guin, Soppy by Philippa Rice, I like poems by Anis Mojgani and Oscar Wilde Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, and who doesn't like the Harry potter series.

Submarine, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Karate Kid (original), Star Trek Reboot Movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hidalgo, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Princess Mononoke.

Black Mirror, It's Always Sunny...,Impractical Jokers, Bob's Burgers, HIMYM, Elementary, Trashy Reality TV (MTV can do no wrong), Parks and Rec, The Office, New Girl, Game of Thrones, and I will always have a soft spot for Gilmore Girls.


"I like my music soft & sweet, just like the girls I like to meet"

Panic! at the Disco, The Young Veins , Tally Hall, The Zolas, Blue Scholars, The Hush Sound, The Pink Spiders , Ball Park Music , Alt J, The Monkees, Jukebox the Ghost, Mother Mother, Watsky , and Feist. I will listen to anything at least once because I am always looking to expand my taste.

Most food is great and I love trying new things. I probably like Pasta the most. I fucking detest cottage cheese so if that's your... thing, be forewarned.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not gonna be a smart ass because you and I know this is a figurative question opposed to some Maslow's hierarchy bullshit.

People I like/Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to make the world better/ be a better person.
Rhymes and Wordplay (95% dumb but I have no shame).
Where my money goes.
For my job, I think a lot about the people I live with an their well-being.
Music, School, too many things to list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Goofing around with a friend or trying to do homework (Playing video games), sometimes working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an open book and I don't like lies so if you wanna know something just ask me. I do have something weird though. I fell down the stairs last year and had surgery, so part of my left shin is concave.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it and you're not a lair (fake accounts ect.). I will talk to anyone at least once.

Thanks for reading!