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T4atguy

20 Boulder, CO Cis Man, Man

Cis Man, Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have entitled this Novella "I Can't Sleep Again Tonight"

Before we begin, you should totally Check out the hyperlinks I put on my favorite music. I am enthusiastic about music and if you are also enthused I think we could get along swimmingly.

Pretty cool right?

Hi, I'm Joel. I'm a straight edge, omnivorous, egalitarian. I like to listen to music and be creative when I have free time. I like talking about big issues (politics, ethics, favorite colors), but don't like fighting about them.

Disclaimer: If I have visited your profile a bunch of times, it is probably because I am reading your answers to the questions. I really really (that's 2 reallys) like the questions on a purely "oh, other people think that way" level. I'd answered 1695 of them when I cleared my questions. No ragrets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am studying Mechanical engineering with what appears to be a smattering of Japanese Lit. Classes (The carcass of a minor) at CU Boulder when I'm not busy procrastinating. I work as an RA on campus too. It's pretty "dope".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Sick Mix CD's - Some Lovely Lady is really missing out.
Talking to people (I power through awkward like a champ)
Keeping my cool
Making puns
Algebra (That PEDMAS life)
Falling Down
Browsing imgur (I'm systematic)
(Excessive use of parentheses)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Raw Haiku making talent.

My Jokes are like lies
Sometimes you can cut the "like"
It is really my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have great taste in everything ever so this should be easy.

Books/Picture-books/Poetry/Manga:
The Stranger by Camus, Patriotism, The Sound of Waves, and The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea by Yukio Mishima, Anything by Orson Scott Card, Abhorsen Trilogy by Nix, Foundation by Asimov, A Wizard of Earthsea by Le Guin, Soppy by Philippa Rice, I like poems by Anis Mojgani and Oscar Wilde, Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, and who doesn't like the Harry potter series.

Movies:
I've seen a fuckton of movies. I'm 85 deep on the imdb top 250 and god knows how many I've seen outside of that.

That being said, I like: Submarine, Short Term 12, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Karate Kid (original), Star Trek Reboot Movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Powder, Benny and Joon, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hidalgo, Leon: The Professional, American History X, The Departed, A Clockwork Orange, 12 Angry Men, The Princess Bride, Good Will Hunting, Into the Wild , Safety Not Guaranteed, and Princess Mononoke.

Shows:
Black Mirror, It's Always Sunny...,Impractical Jokers, Bob's Burgers, HIMYM, Elementary, Trashy Reality TV (MTV can do no wrong), Parks and Rec, The Office, New Girl, Game of Thrones, and I will always have a soft spot for Gilmore Girls.

Music:

"I like my music soft & sweet, just like the girls I like to meet"

That's not true, but who knows how not true it really is?

Panic! at the Disco, The Young Veins , Tally Hall, The Zolas, Blue Scholars, The Hush Sound, The Pink Spiders , Ball Park Music , Alt J, The Monkees, Jukebox the Ghost, Mother Mother, Watsky , and Feist. I will listen to anything at least once because I am always looking to expand my taste.

Food:

Doughnuts and doughnut related products. Most food is great and I love trying new things. I probably like Pasta the most. I fucking detest cottage cheese so if that's your... thing, be forewarned.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not gonna be a smart ass because you and I know this is a figurative question opposed to some Maslow's hierarchy bullshit.

Combs
Music
Projects
Watches/Clocks
People I like/Friends
Pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to make the world better/ be a better person.
Rhymes and Wordplay (95% dumb but I have no shame).
Where my money goes.
For my job, I think a lot about the people I live with an their well-being.
Music, School, too many things to list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing black magic in the heroin den.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If You feel like it and you're not a lair (fake accounts ect.). I will talk to anyone at least once.

Thanks for reading!

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