Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
******I AM NOT INTERESTED IN COUPLES!!******
If you are interested, send me a message. I don't pay for this so I
can't see my likes. If you are looking to just hook up or if you
are married, I'm NOT interested...no matter how cute or witty your
profile makes you out to be. If you want to "watch" or like to act
out weird scenes in the bedroom, there are specific dating sites
for you my friend. Im the farthest thing from a prude but I'm
looking for the love of my life. Having gotten that out of the way,
I'm actually extremely laid back (maybe too much so), I hate drama,
I probably tell at least one person to chill every day. Life is
just too short to be Type A. I hate being inside on a nice day. I'm
a hopeless romantic and still believe in soul mates (where the hell
are you?). Also, I laugh HYSTERICALLY when I get the hiccups...to
the point where you will be laughing along with me or just walking
out of the room because you're so annoyed that I won't stop
laughing at myself.
I'm not looking for much. Just a non-psycho who has a stable job,
reliable car and their own place. Please be good with your
hands...and by that I mean at least know how to hang a picture
(among other things). I can hang my own pictures but there's
nothing hotter than playing the damsel in distress and standing
back and watching someone else do it for me...just being honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well...living it I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, wine tasting, staying wild, daydreaming, writing, loving
my dog, nephew, friends and family to death, eating pizza, hanging
out on patios, hiking, biking, running, being a completely crazy
mother fucking goofball, cussing like a sailor (although I do know
when that's not appropriate) and loving life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told it's my hair and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm beginning to hate tv more and more the older I get. Don't get
me wrong I will sit down and watch mindless tv if there is nothing
else to do but.... damn I just don't like much of anything on tv
these days. I like trivia, game shows and reality tv i guess. Cash
Cab used to be a fave until it went off the air. (But I did get to
meet Ben Bailey at the Punchline. Score!) I do love the Bachelor
but I refuse to watch any of the housewives shows or anything that
has any of the Kardashians in it. I would rather watch paint dry. I
secretly watch Jeopardy when I'm home alone. I love all music with
the exception of country and hardcore rap. I'm a music freak. As
far as food goes, I'll eat or try pretty much anything once. I
don't eat red or white meat. It's a texture thing and a mind thing
I guess. I occasionally get a craving for crab legs and beer...(6
Feet Under anyone?). I detest mushrooms and anything with mayo
(gag). Love to read...everything from magazines, and books to
newspapers & cereal boxes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bottle of water within arm's reach at all times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to do when I win the lottery, my carbon footprint,
where I want to ride my bike today, what I would plant in my
garden...if I had one, and well...I daydream a whole lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually home, winding down from the week with a glass of wine,
possibly cooking dinner and ready to watch a movie or out with
friends on a patio having several glasses of wine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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