Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not interested in couples. For gods sake people, what about
that is so hard to comprehend?
If you are interested, send me a message. I don't pay for this so I
can't see my likes. If you are looking to just hook up or if you
are married, I'm NOT interested...no matter how cute or witty your
profile makes you out to be. And for those of you who missed it the
first time, I'm not interested in couples. Also, I'm kinda shy on
dating websites. So most likely I won't message you first. Having
gotten that out of the way, here come the dating site clichés. But
this is a dating website so what else would I put? I'm extremely
laid back (maybe too much so), I hate drama, I probably tell at
least one person to chill every day. Life is just too short to be
Type A. I hate being inside on a nice day. I'm a hopeless romantic
and still believe in soul mates (where the hell are you?). Also, I
laugh HYSTERICALLY when I get the hiccups...to the point where you
will be laughing along with me or just walking out of the room
because you're so annoyed that I won't stop laughing at
I'm not looking for much. Just a non-psycho who has a stable job,
reliable car and their own place. Why in the hell is that so hard
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still trying to figure that out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, wine tasting, daydreaming, writing, loving my dog, nephew,
friends and family to death, eating pizza, hanging out on patios,
hiking, biking, running, being a completely crazy mother fucking
goofball, cussing like a sailor (although I do know when that's not
appropriate) and loving life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told it's my hair and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm beginning to hate tv more and more the older I get. Don't get
me wrong I will sit down and watch mindless tv if there is nothing
else to do but.... damn, I just don't like much of anything on tv
lately. I do have a thing for Sci-Fi. But mostly mind-bending,
psychological movies (Cube, Circle, Exam, to name a few). I like
trivia, game shows and reality tv i guess. Cash Cab used to be a
fave until it went off the air. (But I did get to meet Ben Bailey
at the Punchline. Score!) I refuse to watch any of the housewives
shows or anything that has any of the Kardashians in it. I would
rather watch paint dry. I secretly watch Jeopardy when I'm home
alone. I love all music with the exception of country and hardcore
rap. I'm a music freak. As far as food goes, I'll eat or try pretty
much anything once. I don't eat meat, including eggs. It's a
texture thing and a mind thing I guess and I mean, eggs are just
GROSS. I'm a huge advocate of clean organic eating. But more power
to you if you don't eat that way. You won't get a sideways glance
from me. But you will eventually start to question your food
choices because I will just get under your skin like that. :) I
detest mushrooms and anything with mayo (gag). It's the M
curse....no meat, mayo or mushrooms. I will eat,
literally....anything else. Love to read...magazines, self-help
books, biographies, newspapers & cereal boxes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bottle of water within arm's reach at all times
La Croix and Tazo tea, mixed together
Oops, more than 6. Whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'm going to do when I win the lottery, my carbon footprint,
where I want to ride my bike today, what I would plant in my
garden...if I had one, and well...I daydream a whole lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually home, winding down from the week with a glass of wine,
possibly cooking dinner and ready to watch a movie or out with
friends on a patio having several glasses of wine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk to my dog SO much that there are actually a lot of phrases
he understands (besides "treat" and "walk").
You should message me if
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Ummm....if you think I'm cute and/or funny?
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