Massage Massage Massage.

Yes, that's a fish.

I like your face.

I used to have the rejection hotline numbers here but some dick told me they would delete my profile if I kept it.

Please don't IM me unless I've talked to you before. It's awkward, and mostly annoying. I am married to Go_Easy_Tiger and I'm not looking.

****Under Construction****

Kristiane is looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

Aside from being a bossy brat, I am scatterbrained and sometimes very stubborn. I have a volatile temper. I am untrusting. I am skeptical. I don't believe you. I use profane language and if that bothers you, please fuck yourself. I smile like a saint but I curse like a sailor.

I'm a dog person. Cats are cute from far away, or when they belong to someone else, but dogs are superior.

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Go_Easy_Tiger

Playing with your mom's funbags. Oh! Burn.

Taking walks with my dogs. Spending time with my family. Getting to know an old man with a sharp wit and cranky disposition.

Going to the beach. Trying to get a tan for the first time in my life.

Discovering something new every day, such as toothpaste. Making friends out of clay. Falling in love with two little men named William and James. Getting to know old friends all over again.

Meeting awesome family members I've never met in my life.

Going to Amusement/Theme Parks. Riding roller coasters! Riding mothers!

Making sexy time with my husband. This is known as Einstein's Theory of Repeatability.

Spending eternity on my computer.

Moving to Michigan so I can spend my life cuddling with Laurdi. She is super duper awesome!

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I am really good at sneezing with my eyes open, and licking my elbow. Buttsecks

holding mouthwash overnight.

Sending the occasional surprise Woo - but only to awesome people. They know who they are.

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Besides the fact that I am easygoing and incredibly goofy? If you know me, you know the answer to this question and why it is the bane of my existence. meh.

The Tall guy standing next to me.

She's also very easy to talk to and has freckles! <~ PvtPrinny238

the voice box is paris hiltons

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Books by Gregory Maguire have been all I read for the last two weeks or so. I have been known to read the shampoo bottle. I love to read. I got half way through the bible. I like encyclopedias.

As for movies, nothing tops Pans Labyrinth. I like Comic book movies. I adore scary movies. I love zombies.

With music I am not picky. I'm one of those dumb asses that still buys CDs. If you hop into my car, the floor is full of CDs. If you look at my computer it is full of music. Music has always been very important to me. It can modify my mood drastically. I happen to listen to Metal, Punk, any Rock, Broadway musicals, Old school rap, Jazz, 50's, 60's, 70's, Opera, Classical, a very limited amount of country, folk, blues, etc.

I know it's not listed but I think TV should be on here. I use to hate the TV but then I found Arrested Development. I am currently in love with the following shows: It's always sunny in Philadelphia, True Blood, How I met your mother, the big bang theory, Ugly Betty, The life and times of Tim, Worst week, Curb your enthusiasm, Entourage, Kitchen Nightmares. I'm sure there are more but I forget a lot.

I also love the Orlando Magic. Dwight Howard is one sexy motherfucker. I just want to squeeze his butt cheeks.

BUKS DUN NUTIN 4 ME. THEY BOORING LEIK RAIN.

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My husband Go_Easy_Tiger, my dogs, friends and family, laughter, and coffee.

These are obvious answers, but not so obvious as food and water.

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Go_Easy_Tiger

Mitch Weaver.

Cookies. Who exactly invented the chocolate chip? Why are they so delicious? Why must people insist on dunking them in milk. Why not orange juice? Or iced tea? Or hot tea? Perhaps even coffee. This is getting too complex... Nirchi's, Rossi's

Men, like infants, love to suck on titties. Would you agree?

sup wid chew?

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watching Mitch shoot heroine. <~~ Mitchelweaver

A lot of times I am working. If I'm not working, you can sometimes find me over at my mothers house. I will be the one sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of me, laughing my ass off. You see, I have the best family on earth.

If it's around a holiday, I will probably be at the Ocean Deck, as I am a holiday drunk.

Sometimes I need a break from the crazy shit though. On these occasions you will find me curled up with a book and some coffee at home.

Or I'm sleeping. or I'm not (Bow chika wow wow).

UUUGH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT YOU DOING THOSE SORT OF THINGS!!! LALALALALALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!!! *throws up*

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1. I have an obsessive mind. Once something is on/in my mind, it won't leave until I either get what it is that I wanted or, I fix whatever problem it is. I used to stay up nights because I couldn't get my brain to stop working.

2. I fell out of a window when I was 3. Second story. Landed on my face, in sharp pebbles, and laughed. Does that say a lot about me?

3. I used to skateboard. UNTIL I skated down a humongous hill with my little brother on the board, had to save him, reached under the board, got my finger stuck on the wheel and ripped out the nail and all of the nerves behind it? He was two, I was ten. Now he skateboards and hes way better than I ever was.

4. My dog pooped on my leg.

5. I probably like my dogs more than I like most people. Actually, though I'm friendly, and polite I pretty much hate most people. And most women for that matter. Women are sneaky little things.

6. I like myself. I'm far from perfect, but I love that about me. I'm human.

7. I'm not ugly, I'm not hot. I am fairly attractive, and whatever I lack in the looks department I more than make up for with my personality.

8. I don't bullshit. You can count on me to be honest with you. If that makes you uncomfortable, go elsewhere cuz I'm not going to be changing any time soon.

9. I don't bang my head like normal people. I shake it from side to side. It's more fun. Especially if your hair is down.

10. I still call my mom "Mommy".

11. I hate sleeping with socks on

[2:28:06 am]TAKEN07:you always wake up with one barely on

[2:28:16 am]TAKEN07:and the other stolen by the sock trolls

N to the power of 8 is A.

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Please please PLEASE message me if foot long hot dogs make you uncomfortable.

I don't care.

DON'T MESSAGE me if you have anything negative to say about Pit Bulls. My dogs may not bite but I do. Bitch.

you tell me do things i done running.

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