I have a boyfriend, steamviolets. My boyfriend has a wife, ashleve1084, who is also my girlfriend. We all love each other and hang out and stuff. The chances of hanging out with me are slim to none. I'm very busy. If this doesn't deter you from messaging me, READ ON and I'm sure that something else I say will.
I should warn you that this is a jumbled mess and that it is random and makes me sound crazy. If you're one of those people that takes everything you read in a persons profile seriously, you might just want to move along. This profile probably makes me seem much crazier than I actually am. Not that I'm not scrumptiously whacky. You've been warned. I'm not even saying that the things here aren't true, because they are. I guess I just don't take this shit too seriously, and I don't think you should either. If you're still reading this, CARRY ON.
I like faces. I don't like cold fruit.
Firefighters make me drool.
I'm bad with rules.
I used to have the rejection hotline numbers here but some dick told me they would delete my profile if I kept it.
I've been accused of thinking like a man.
Please don't IM me unless I've talked to you before. It's awkward, and mostly annoying.
Kristiane is looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
Aside from being a bossy brat, I am scatterbrained and sometimes very stubborn. I have a volatile temper. I am untrusting. I am skeptical. I don't believe you. I use profane language and if that bothers you, please fuck yourself. <3 I am wiser than my years, in ways. Other times I act like a child. I like to run screaming into the freezing cold ocean water. I like to go so far that I can't reach. I like to ride my bike. I enjoy baking dick shaped things for the hell of it. I love to make people laugh. I really get a kick out of it. I enjoy laughing at myself. I'm over protective of those who I love. I WILL THROW DOWN! I like to go to the park and play on the swings.
I'm a dog person. Cats are cute from far away, or when they belong to someone else, but dogs are superior.
I like butts. A lot.
I am a cheeky, butt pirate, and I'm behind you.