Hi! I'm Tyler, and I'm a fucking weirdo...I dance and sing
spontaneously...and I have a freakish obsession with pelvic
thrusting when I'm excited and/or happy... <.<; I have an
outrageous imagination and have a tendency to say and do ridiculous
things...I'm a tall drink of water that has an odd taste of tequila
and well-fermented worm at the bottom of the bottle *wink wink,
ladies* ...ahem...aaaaand this is ruined.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a consultant for a major company and I currently networking to leave the corporate ladder far below me. I'm a graphic designer/video editor by trade and a musical superhero in my own mind. I play card/board/video games in my spare time, mainly Magic. I travel quite a bit to sling cardboard for a chance of fame and glory. I've met most of my friends through the game, and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and terrible impersonations...
I also tend to think I'm a good singer.
I can cook and grill like a champ as well
The first things people usually notice about me
HOLY CRAP! IS THAT JACK BLACK?!?! -.- siiiiigh
They also notice that I'm a giant (6'4")..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lamb, Dark Tower Series, As I Lay Dying, Heart of
Movies: Star Wars, Tarantino flicks, cheesy horror movies, cheesier
kung fu movies
Shows: Adult Swim, random anime, Bourdain, Zimmern, etc.
Music: everything...Queen, The Beatles, Fair to Midland, Chet
Atkins, Mastodon, Band of Horses, Coheed, Andrew WK, dubbysteppy
things, Chali 2na, Dir en Grey, Motown, jazz, indie etc etc
Food: sushi, bbq, thai, mexican (I like to cook)
The six things I could never do without
clean water (I can't go a day without a shower)
Physical contact (I'm a hugger)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world, space, time, human nature, music, magic
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to stir something up with my friends or playing at FNM. I
also love going to concerts, buuuut those aren't always on Friday
nights...i don't really drink as much as I used to, so bar hopping
and such has become limited. Movies and random adventures/house
get-togethers are the standard
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Thanks to my sister, I will belt out Britney Spears or Backstreet
Boys songs WITHOUT WARNING....so...yea...be warned...but...without
You should message me if
You want my body Aaaaaaand ya think im sexy....sorry...Rod Stewart moment
Message me if you want a gentleman in your life that can still make you laugh when life is shit.