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TC-Gridtopper

25 / M / Straight / Single

Bethesda, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:17pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm originally from Massachusetts. In the past year, I moved down to the DC area, regrettably leaving my friends and family behind. I'm fairly new to the area, so I don't know DC that well. I would love to meet new people to go out and explore the area with.

Personality-wise, I have a lot of spunk and character once you get to know me. I'm pretty laid back/carefree, but passionate about what I do. Overall, I consider myself independent and self-motivated.

I love to do outdoor/indoor things equally. I'm a fairly active person. I run quite a bit and I just started to explore the wilderness around here. I found out recently that I really love to hike.
What I’m doing with my life
I play with sperm. It sounds gross, but it's true! I currently work at the National Institutes of Health in a biophysics lab studying male infertility and the forces associated with DNA condensation. One of my tasks is to isolate nuclei from bull sperm, since we're interested in a small nuclear protein called protamine. We get our stash from a majestic bull named TC_Gridtopper. I'm a mad scientist.

I'm also headed to graduate school next year for applied physics/biophysics.
I’m really good at
Ordering take out. I have several restaurants on speed dial and listed as an emergency contact.

Driving. I'm an old fart when it comes to the road. I like to keep it at a cool +/- 5 mph of the speed limit, and get easily miffed at incompetent drivers. Driving in DC has been a living nightmare for me. I'm going to need therapy after driving here.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think my recent favorite was, "you look like you just came from a photo-shoot." So there's that. Thanks, I guess. What can I say, I like to dress snappy for work.

I've also been told I look young. I still get carded all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read! I mostly read pop-sci and fantasy, but I also love classic literature. Currently, I'm reading Quantum Man, 100 years of solitude, and Man's Search for Meaning (shit is deep).

Movies: I'll pretty much watch any movie, except for Twilight. Sorry.

Music: I'm very open. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

Food: Everything. I will eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Reddit, I can't get enough of /r Advice Animals. I love 10dog: http://i.imgur.com/neW8xQR.png
Internet
Friends
Science
Coffee
Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life in general. How to be a better person. The Universe. Toaster strudels. The perfect coffee, a man can dream.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out for a night on the town, or indoors. My guilty pleasure is watching MTV, so sometimes I just curl up into a ball with a Hungry Man TV dinner and watch Teen Mom. Don't judge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be a master chef at a BBQ stand. You can't beat our meat.

Sometimes, I listen to Justin Bieber. I have no shame.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You're intelligent, conscientious, and honest. You have a sense of humor.

You love to hike. I would really like for someone to show me some great hiking spots.

You love wine and chocolate. I'm a HUGE fan.

You like mini-golf.

You want to explore DC, and maybe even get a little nerdy and go to the museums (I've never been :<)

You don't take yourself too seriously.