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TEkaitis

24 M McKeesport, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm too cool for this.
What I’m doing with my life
I have recently decided to pursue an academic career in physics. Autodidactic pursuits. Consuming unhealthy quantities of alcoholic beverages.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm.
Procrastination.
Judgement.
Finding excuses to have another cigarette.
Getting distracted.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the consistent look of general unpleasantness and apathy on my face. I get "intelligence" and my smile a good portion of the time. My 12th grade English teacher told me that I have a sexy voice, so there's also that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I have a system. Three books at a time; novel, philosophical classic, non-fiction. Most recently read; Affluenza, Fast Food Nation, The Greatest Show on Earth, God: The Failed Hypothesis, Kitchen Confidential, Pale Blue Dot, The Great Anarchists, God Is Not Great, Walden, Grapes of Wrath, A Song of Ice & Fire series. Blahdy, blahdy, blah....

Shows: Bullshit! with Penn & Teller. Game of Thrones. Planet Earth. The Universe, Real Time with Bill Maher, Cosmos, Lost, Doctor Who, Chappelle's Show, Our Gang. Any scientific, historical, or sociopolitical documentary, No Reservations, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Movies: There Will Be Blood. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Blazing Saddles. Star Wars. Akira. Any movie with Bruce Lee in it. Fist Full of Dollars. For A Few Dollars More. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Babe. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Snatch. Dogma. Disney and Pixar animated films.

Music: I've been listening to alot of Foals, Deep Sea Diver, Every Time I Die, The Clancy Brothers, and Black Pistol Fire.

Food: I'll eat it. In fact, I'm enthusiastic about eating it.
The six things I could never do without
Knowledge.
Expression.
Reason.
Sex.
Beautiful women.
Trees. I like trees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bullshit mostly
The reason and logic behind inconsequential aspects of life.
What's in front of me.
What could be.
Blah
Extremely offensive and/or what could be described as inappropriate humor.
The female figure.
How I could be doing more with myself.
The female figure.
How to improve my Magic deck
Blah blah
What I want to do with myself.
Blah blah blah
Hypothetical arguments/theories.
Sex.
The legitimacy of the State.
Improving upon what's been done.
How people find meaning in abstract art.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends and highly intoxicated.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was arrested several times between the ages of 16 & 18 due to drug possession, underage drinking, and public intoxication. The psychological impact that the near death accident I was in at the age of ten has had on my current mental state bothers me profusely.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're interested in exchanging a completely sarcastic, slightly condescending, and absolutely nonsensical series of related sentences with someone.

If you're drunk enough to say, "fuck it."

Or, if you're genuinely interested in getting to know me better.