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TGreatKazoo

28 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes, that is my giraffe. I know. single file ladies.

I like my life. I may not be the super hero of my childhood dreams, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing life right.

I'm really just a cluster of odd skills[see my "I'm really good at section"]. I'm a very relaxed person. I roll with the punches and have been called a perennial optimist. I also have a thing for puns. They may be the lowest form of wit, but wit is the highest form of humor. If you know any good ones, then by all means send them to me.

I really enjoy meeting new people. If only to hear their life stories. It always baffles me how many amazing/interesting people are in this world.

I do my best to help people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making waves.

Exploring and working...

I don't really know where I will end up, but I will be happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cards, origami, horseshoes, biology, frisbee, cooking, baking, improv, being an uncle and i'm sure other things.

I'm really good at finding/having weird jobs. I once was a auctioneer, a park ranger, and a HIV researcher just to name a few.

I'm really bad (but still attempt) at singing, soccer, trivia, and probably other things.

Being overly self-aware.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm happy
If it's with eye contact, It's my smile. Since, I always smile when I make eye contact with someone.
Or if I'm walking away, it's my ass. (My ass is better than yours)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to everything music wise. I will see Gogol bordello every time they are near me.

My favorite book is Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or cosmicomics. I love having my nose buried in a good book.

I love all types of food. Seriously, I'm a garbage disposal. I like to eat anything and everything.

TV shows: Community, Arrested Development, IT Crowd, Peep Show.
Clearly, I like comedy/humor.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My limbs. I'm quite attached to them and I wouldn't make a good amputee.
Glasses. I like being able to see things and glasses make that possible.
My sister. I got pretty lucky in that department.
My ass. Same as above, plus I like sitting.
Desires/goals. Something got to motive my ass in the morning.
Pillows. Have you ever tried sleeping without one?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try to do a mental challenge every day.
Like count by two different numbers at the same time (using 2 and 3, 2,3,4,6,6,9,8,12...)
or
Give 5 reasons why... (a sink full of dirty dishes are a good thing.) or
Spell two words at the same time. CPAORTRAOTTO (carrot and potato)

Or, you know, just how crazy life can be at times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends: a game night, a bar somewhere, or grilling some food.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on a limerick kick, and writing dirty ones are fun.

I doubt there is anything different about my profile compared to the last 50 profiles you looked at, except for the giraffe.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a pun for me. Or, if you would like to learn more about me. I tell good stories, I promise.