Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some people create things. Other people observe things. Some of us
do both. Some of us use fabric markers to make custom
I typically need a haircut.
Recently, I've rekindled an interest in basketball. I'm currently
writing for a basketball blog. That's cool. If you like cool
I also love gossip. But don't we all?
I enjoy trimming my facial hair, but I am annoyed by shaving.
I think that arthropods at large are just the cutest. (especially
I am deeply in love with powder pink as a color, and would love
nothing more than to have a pink GT-500 with white racing
I am intrigued by military history and technology, especially tanks
and other WWII relicry.
I am immensely put off by the idea of anyone having to go to
I guess I'm agnostic, but I really think "N/A" would be more
I love words and names that sound good, meaning notwithstanding. As
you can imagine, Pynchon's names tickle me endlessly.
I like the idea of wishes that are already the case. It's better to
get a wish granted than not.
If I could be any animal, I'd want to be a human.
Also, I like things that I hate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working a stupid job to make ends meet, and writing
on a basketball blog to make myself maybe have a career. It's fun
and I'm writing about the Rockets, whom I love.
I might move to Houston one day to do that. Or I might not. I don't
know. Why are you asking me so many questions? Why am I here?
I like to throw parties, because people bring booze and nowadays
they even clean up after themselves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ok, this section is BS. I looked at what I listed and feel like an
arrogant turd. I'd rather list off things I like to do. Is that ok?
Will the okc gods smite me? Hopefully not.
I like to write, especially prose. I like to draw, especially
stupid anime lookin' character sketches. I like video games,
especially RPGs and tactics games. Drinking is really fun, unless
you puke, so I make sure I don't do that. And talking to people is
pretty great, because then you can learn new stuff, like that a
person is cool, or that scorpions exist, or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is nothing to notice about me. My hair is hair colored and my
eyes are eye colored and my flesh is Caucasian dude colored. Ive
got a beard colored beard sometimes.
I guess people might notice my hair, which I bleach
But don't notice my overbite, please. Thanks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Does anybody read this? I know I don't. What the hell do I care if
someone likes or doesn't like Stephen King? I mean, I guess you can
look for some sort of red flags. Like if someone put "rotting meat"
or "X-men 3" or something.
Very most notable things? Arrested Developent and Joss Whedon's
work at large. Parks and Recreation is somehow the best show on TV
right now. Chiptunes music and Red Snapper (the band). Casino
Royale and Good Night and Good Luck. Mexico food.
My red flags? I own a copy of Josie and the Pussycats and that
movie makes me a happy person. I watched a season of America's Next
Top Model. I like anime. I can't stand Jazz. I'll eat almost
anything. I play MMOs sometimes. Run. Run now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family. It's trite, but I'm not gonna lie.
My small cadre of close friends. Same story.
Communication. I need to talk to people. All the time. Warning: If
I like you I will try to talk to you all the time.
Something to do. I get bored easily. Thankfully, there's lots of
Lively debate. I want to be proven wrong, and I want it to be done
right. Let's scrap.
Scorpions. I have to eat three an hour or I'll die.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Socialism and/or the demise of monetary currency.
Game theory in sports, vidya games, politics, etc.
Just kidding; who cares about ethics?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awake. Writing an article.
Probably drinking next to the fireplace, remembering the old
century and twirling my mustache.
Can't promise much more than that, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a lightsaber. In fact, two of them. What's the point of
having blue without green? Dual wielding is important.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think lightsabers are cool, but you don't care about the rest
of star wars. If you know what Coco★Tapioca is. If you have strong
opinions about all three of: (1) Income inequality (2) Moral
Realism (3) Darko Millicic.
If you know what "activity partners" even means. Look. I just have
no idea what that is, ok?
If you feel like it. Who am I to stop you?
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