Some people create things. Other people observe things. Some of us do both. Some of us use fabric markers to make custom tee-shirts.

I typically need a haircut.

Recently, I've rekindled an interest in basketball.

I also love gossip. But don't we all?

I enjoy trimming my facial hair, but I am annoyed by shaving.

After taking a swig of something, I sometimes feel a strong urge to say the word "neff."

I think that arthropods at large are just the cutest.

I am deeply in love with powder pink as a color, and would love nothing more than to have a pink GT-500 with white racing stripes.

I am intrigued by military history and technology, especially tanks and other WWII relicry.

I am immensely put off by the idea of anyone having to go to war.

I guess I'm agnostic, but I really think "N/A" would be more appropriate.

I love words and names that sound good, meaning notwithstanding. As you can imagine, Pynchon's names tickle me endlessly.

I like the idea of wishes that are already the case. It's better to get a wish granted than not.

If I could be any animal, I'd want to be a human.

Also, I like things that I hate.

I am cold, boring, and rusted

Going back to school and being an old man in my undergrad classes. However, it does mean I get to have mad beard growing skills compared to those other chumps. The girls are especially bad at it.

I'm toying with the idea of making regular short films. But I feel like that would prove, once and for all, that I am an incurable loser. Ah, well.

Ok, this section is BS. I looked at what I listed and feel like an arrogant turd. I'd rather list off things I like to do. Is that ok? Will the okc gods smite me? Hopefully not.

I like to write, especially prose. I like to draw, especially stupid anime lookin' character sketches. I like video games, especially RPGs and tactics games. Drinking is really fun, unless you puke, so I make sure I don't do that. And talking to people is pretty great, because then you can learn new stuff, like that a person is cool, or that scorpions exist, or something.

There is nothing to notice about me. My hair is hair colored and my eyes are eye colored and my flesh is Caucasian dude colored. Ive got a beard colored beard sometimes.

I guess people might notice my hair, which i like to bleach.

But don't notice my overbite, please. Thanks.

Does anybody read this? I know I don't. What the hell do I care if someone likes or doesn't like Stephen King? I mean, I guess you can look for some sort of red flags. Like if someone put "rotting meat" or "X-men 3" or something.

Very most notable things? Arrested Developent and Joss WHedon's work at large. Chiptunes music and Red Snapper (the band). Casino Royale and Good Night and Good Luck. Mexico food.

My red flags? I own a copy of Josie and the Pussycats and that movie makes me a happy person. I watched a season of America's Next Top Model. I like anime. I can't stand Jazz. I'll eat almost anything. I play Final Fantasy XI. Run. Run now.

My family. It's trite, but I'm not gonna lie.

My small cadre of close friends. Same story.

Communication. I need to talk to people. All the time. Warning: If I like you I will try to talk to you all the time.

Something to do. I get bored easily. Thankfully, there's lots of stuff!

Lively debate. I want to be proven wrong, and I want it to be done right. Let's scrap.

Scorpions. I have to eat three an hour or I'll die.

Fairness.

Worrying.

Superpowers.

Socialism and/or the demise of monetary currency.

Game theory in sports, vidya games, politics, etc.

Social interactions.

Boobs.

Just kidding; who cares about fairness?

Awake.

Probably drinking next to the fireplace, remembering the old century and twirling my mustache.

Can't promise much more than that, really.

I own a lightsaber. In fact, three of them. What's the point of having blue without red and green?

You have compliments or critique. Respect or Recrimination. Interest or Indifference. Gland problems or gorilla problems.

Eh, just let me know if you are experiencing any alliterative condition.