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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 29, 2013
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6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Working on Two-year college
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a dick.
I make music.
I watch movies.
I eat food.
I like computers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Being a dick.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How fat I am, most likely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Music: Some list of obscure bands I think you've probably never heard of, when in fact, everyone knows who the fuck Animal Collective is.

Favorite Movies: You know, like, totally pseudo-intellectual/"indie" movies that really had a multi million dollar budget that sets me apart from the rest of society, displaying how unique I am. Stuff like Donnie Darko and Garden State, obviously.

Favorite Books: Books that I had to read in high school, but everyone in my class hated them so I was always talking about how they just "didn't get it." Like, Catcher in the Rye and To Kill A Mockingbird.

Favorite Food: Sushi, because it lets everyone know how above the curve I am.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why six?

1. My slip on shoes.
2. The skinny jeans I cut off into jorts.
3. My iPhone.
4. The $600 outfit I put together because it makes me look poor (my parents paid for it).
5. My fixed gear road bike.
6. Ironic t-shirts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pseudo-intellectual bullshit that actually doesn't mean anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to stand out in a crowd of people just like me bitching about how we hate people just like us while drinking PBR and listening to some obscure band you've never heard of anyway.
You should message me if
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You shouldn't message me because I'll probably just hate you anyway.