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THRILLxHOUSE

27 Seattle, WA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok first things first. I AIN'T GONNA CLIMB NO GOD DAMN ROCKS WITH YOU. Not into any of that shit . I really love the outdoors... Like, when I walk outdoors to go to the store for candy, Or when I go outdoors to my car so I can drive to another store with better candy....

I guess Im more of a "stay at home and watch Seinfeld" kind of girl .

I DO OTHER THINGS TOO.

Before you write me off cause I'm not into camping ... Which I'm not ...(Cause there are bugs and my bed isn't in the woods) I am in fact a nice person as well as hilarious.

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What I’m doing with my life
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Workin in the daytime (my job is not my life...merely a way to pay dem biiiiiills son),
Filling up sketch books, playing music and singing mostly to my dog, making up songs about stuff I'm doing and singing mostly to everyone, watching a lot of Law & Order: SVU & King of the Hill, eating cereal for most of my meals, weekend mimosas, record shopping, estate sales, antiquing, bubble tea, dog parkin.

Naps & snacks always.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing while sitting/driving, sega genesis, blazin, doodling, knocking things over with my butt, parrellel parking, watching too much investigation discovery channel before bed, high fiving my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I make dumb jokes. I'm a shorty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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J.D. of course, Plath, Bradbury, Nabokov. Anything tragic.

Wet Hot American Summer, Dumb and Dumber, Wayne's world, Harold and Maude, the Apartment, Heathers, Best in Show, the Jerk, Welcome to the Dollhouse, ALL - Marilyn. Woody, Jarmusch, Coppola, Hitchcock, Lynch. A lot more.

TWIN PEAKS & Seinfeld mainly. Curb, Arrested Development, broad city, the Fall, Top of the Lake, Trailer Park Boys, MST3K, Twilight Zone, most sketch comedy. Most things on TLC, antiques roadshow. Addicted to true crime showsssss. I love science shit! BILL BILL BILL!

Dirty Dancing soundtrack. Garage & surf rock comps, french pop & a lotta hip hop.

Eggs fucking Benedict
Suuuuushhhiiii
Cotton candy flavored anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunglasses, something to play on, Christmas lights, gummy bears/frogs/sharks, Green tea ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Jeff Goldblum is totally my spirit animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jeff Goldblum, taking a nap on my couch .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You a goof.
You actually want to hang out... IRL.
Don't be a dick.