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27 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:37pm
White, Other
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
When drinking
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Ok first things first. I AIN'T GONNA CLIMB NO GOD DAMN ROCKS WITH YOU. Not into any of that shit . I really love the outdoors... Like, when I walk outdoors to go to the store for candy, Or when I go outdoors to my car so I can drive to another store with better candy....

I guess Im more of a "stay at home and watch Seinfeld" kind of girl .


Before you write me off cause I'm not into camping ... Which I'm not ...(Cause there are bugs and my bed isn't in the woods) I am in fact a nice person as well as hilarious.

Things to consider.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workin in the daytime (my job is not my life...merely a way to pay dem biiiiiills son),
Filling up sketch books, playing music and singing mostly to my dog, making up songs about stuff I'm doing and singing mostly to everyone, watching a lot of Law & Order: SVU & King of the Hill, eating cereal for most of my meals, weekend mimosas, record shopping, estate sales, antiquing, bubble tea, dog parkin.

Naps & snacks always.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing while sitting/driving, sega genesis, blazin, doodling, knocking things over with my butt, parrellel parking, watching too much investigation discovery channel before bed, high fiving my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I make dumb jokes. I'm a shorty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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J.D. of course, Plath, Bradbury, Nabokov. Anything tragic.

Wet Hot American Summer, Dumb and Dumber, Wayne's world, Harold and Maude, the Apartment, Heathers, Best in Show, the Jerk, Welcome to the Dollhouse, ALL - Marilyn. Woody, Jarmusch, Coppola, Hitchcock, Lynch. A lot more.

TWIN PEAKS & Seinfeld mainly. Curb, Arrested Development, broad city, the Fall, Top of the Lake, Trailer Park Boys, MST3K, Twilight Zone, most sketch comedy. Most things on TLC, antiques roadshow. Addicted to true crime showsssss. I love science shit! BILL BILL BILL!

Dirty Dancing soundtrack. Garage & surf rock comps, french pop & a lotta hip hop.

Eggs fucking Benedict
Cotton candy flavored anything

The only hot sauce I like is Franks cause it makes me feel like I'm eating hot wings all the time!!!! Which is a good thing!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunglasses, something to play on, Christmas lights, gummy bears/frogs/sharks, Green tea ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Jeff Goldblum is totally my spirit animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jeff Goldblum, taking a nap on my couch .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get crazy night terrors about every 6 months or so. I dread them . I Definitely cannot watch IT before bed again ..... Definitely not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You a goof.
You actually want to hang out... IRL.
Don't be a dick.

I'll probably be the one saying what up if I think Ya cute... The messages I normally get are NOT worth responding to usually. So if I don't respond , you are weird and you creep me out.