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THRILLxHOUSE

26 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Nah I'm asleep.
What I’m doing with my life
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Workin in the daytime, tripping over my own god damn feet, charming the pants off of lil old ladies, perfecting my Charlie Brown "ugh", playing music and singing mostly to my dog, making up songs about stuff I'm doing and singing mostly to everyone, watching a lot of Law & Order: SVU & King of the Hill.

Drinking alcoholic bevies with cucumber involved somehow, record shopping, estate sales, antiquing, bubble tea, dog parkin.
Naps & snacks 4ever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lifting heavy shit IM STRONG AS HELL, dancing while sitting/driving, owning sonic the hedgehog, blazin, doodling, knocking things over with my butt, parrellel parking, watching too much investigation discovery channel before bed, high fiving my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I make dumb jokes.

I am not tall. Not at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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J.D. of course, Plath, Bradbury, Nabokov. Anything tragic.

Wet Hot American Summer, Dumb and Dumber, Harold and Maude, the Apartment, Roman Holiday, Vertigo, Best in Show, the Jerk, Welcome to the Dollhouse. Marilyn. Woody, Jarmusch, Lynch. A lot more.

TWIN PEAKS mainly. Seinfeld, Curb, Arrested Development, the Fall, Top of the Lake, Trailer Park Boys, MST3K, Twilight Zone, most sketch comedy. Most things on TLC, antiques roadshow, A lot more.

Dirty Dancing soundtrack. Garage & surf rock comps, french pop & a lotta hip hop.

Eggs fucking Benedict
Suuuuushhhiiii
Cotton candy flavored anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunglasses, tiny keyboards, Christmas lights, gummy bears/frogs/sharks, Green tea ice cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Jeff Goldblum is totally my spirit animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jeff Goldblum, taking a nap on my couch .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nope.
You should message me if
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You a goof.