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TIMSHEL88

26 Santa Barbara, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Timshel.

Oh and Katy Perry was my Sunday school teacher.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Sales Development Rep at a software company company in Goleta.

I like to hang out at the Public Market because it reminds me of being in an actual city and for a few precious hours I can pretend I'm not stuck in Santa Bro-bara...

You've probably seen me riding my blue Vespa on the freeway. Don't bother honking, I'm going as fast as I can
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time on Netflix adding movies to my instant queue that i'll never watch

Being politically outraged on Facebook as a substitute for actually doing something about it. But damn I post some hard hitting articles.

Taboo. It saddens me that Taboo is not a more regular part of my life.

Talking about NBA basketball. Kind of an obsession. I have a friend with whom i'll have entire conversations composed of name dropping obscure 90's NBA players.

I love karaoke and dancing and Ultimate Frisbee

Making and sharing totally bitchin' Spotify playlists
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a metal hook for a hand
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love good mexican food, sushi, shocktop, chili lime shrimp ramen, a good Hefeweizen. tv: Parks. Rec. Arrested. Development. Done. also, Breaking Bad, The Wire, 30 Rock, GoT, Colbert Report, Mad Men, and I'm a Louis CK completist. Everything the man does is either deeply insightful or insanely funny, many times both.

The National, Purity Ring, Jose Gonzalez, The New Division, Youth Lagoon, Kendrick Lamar, Bon Iver, Alt-J, Foals, M83, Frank Ocean, Friendly Fires, Frightened Rabbit, Crystal Castles, The War on Drugs, The Tallest Man on Earth, James Blake, Interpol, LCD Soundsystem, Ben Howard, David Bazan, Underoath, Radiohead, Tokyo Police Club, Thrice, Ray Lamontagne, Fleet Foxes, This Will Destroy You, Brand New, Explosions in the Sky, As Cities Burn, JAPANDROIDS, Grizzly Bear.

Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling's band. Ryan Gosling's stubble. Ryan Gosling's curled lip.
Ron Fucking Swanson.

Steinbeck, Dostoevsky, Fitzgerald, Elliot, Camus, Vonnegut, postmodern philosophy, Harry Potter.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and a billion others. "Her" is probably my favorite movie of the decade so far.

I've listened to every last This American Life episode, and I read Grantland religiously

Major points if you've heard of Comedy! Bang Bang. MAJOR points if you listen to You Talking U2 To Me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Who decided on six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much sodium is in the Cup Noodles i just ate.

Am I the only person i know who truly misses Peter Jennings?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either playing basketball, out dancing, having a drink with some friends, or starting a weekend adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't actually have a metal hook for a hand.
You should message me if
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you're not addicted to hastagging or selfies. You'd rather smile than duckface. You're open to new ideas and different perspectives. Or if you paid money to see Spiderman 3 and left the theatre EXTREMELY pissed off.