Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

You'll probably get a better idea of me by reading the other sections... I'm not good at describing myself in a comprehensible fashion =] Which, in itself, will probably give you an ever-so-slightly better understanding of me ;)

For the sake of adding to this: I'm a big nerd. I dehumanize myself alot. I'm a big jerk, primarily to people I like. You'll likely need a decently thick skin to be a close friend of mine. If I tell you to go die in a fire, it probably translates to something like "I wuv you but I don't know how to express myself in any other way but sarcasm and cruel humor"

Oh yeah, my name is Toby.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Going to college. Currently a "General Studies" major, which is, of course, the fancy way of saying "Undecided". If this psychology class I'm taking goes pretty well though, I'll probably be switching my major to psych.

Considering doing a Disney internship... Yeah.. I guess really am that gay =]

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Being a jerk to my friends... Caring about friends... Complaining to other friends about caring about friends... Making people laugh (I like to assume, at least)... Certain video games...

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Ack... I have no idea.. My red hair? Pale skin? My "inappropriate for all occasions" sense of humor? Or maybe my intense burps...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Music: Jason Mraz, Eric Whitacre, Nobuo Uematsu, Various YouTube artists...

Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Battle Royale, Moulin Rouge, Stardust, Kill Bill, Mean Girls, Saved!, Stranger Than Fiction, Akeelah and the Bee, The Incredibles

Books: I like books. But I hardly ever read. Harry Potter (super original), Animorphs, Artemis Fowl, The Alchemist... I should read more...

Food: CHICKEN FANGAZ

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Excluding any necessities, both vital (food, water) and modern tech (phone, computer)...

Chocolate chip cookies.

Pokemon.

People to make fun of.

Awkwardness.

Porn. (regrettably)

Indecisiveness.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How to properly answer this question to convey what I usually think about the most.

We'll go with...

People.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

On my computer constantly checking MySpace and Facebook (and now OkCupid) even though they almost never receive any activity =P Or playing dota...

or

hanging out with friends. Either their house, my house.. or at Adult Emporium!

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I've been in a two-and-a-halfsome =D

You should message me if Propose an edit

If you're not a fucking moron.

or..

You're looking for a creeptastically interesting person to not hook up with. Or if you have a problem and you need me to tell you how stupid you're being.

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