Since writing everything that everyone will want to know it flat out impossible I will just say I am a guy who is just as happy wandering the city, playing sports, and hitting a pub, as I am sitting in front of the tv and slowly feeling my brain rot from its programming goodness. Anything else just ask.

I really can not answer that. I hope it is something like "broad shoulders" or "warm smile", and not something like "hideous chud".

(a) I read almost any type of genre. Horror, fantasy, sci-fi, fiction, history, documentaries, though some of my favorite authors are Stephen King, Irvine Welsh, Hunter S. Thompson, David Eddings, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Jordan, and Neil Gaiman.

(b) Trainspotting, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, the Alien series, LOTR, an 18 hour documentary on the history of New York City (totally amazing) and the list goes on.

(c) Too eclectic to go through, so I will just put down the first ten artists that come up randomly on my ipod. Chemical Brothers, Ministry, Sublime, Johnny Cash, Stone Temple Pilots, Massive Attack, Ben Harper, Moby, Fatboy Slim, and the last song to come up is (drum roll please) Foo Fighters. It doesn't cover it all, it is something.

(d) I don't really have a favorite, though you can't go wrong with Greek food, pub fare, and a home cooked meal.

Though I won't curl up and die without these six things, lets just say they are things I would rather not do without. My motorcycle, my snowboard, my friends (the few that I have), my family, and lets saaaaaay... warm weather, and long weekends.

Of things other than what I am supposed to be thinking about. Damn A.D.D.. I really should see about getting some medicat...OOOO LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS!

Either over at a friends place, or out wandering the city.

Admitting it won't make it private.

But lets just say it involves lots of leather, a riding crop, two feather dusters (because three would just be perverted), and a bottle of franks red hot.

Oh, a word of advice. When it comes to picking a safeword, don't use the word "harder", it will just result in confusion, and welts.

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• whitegladiola

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