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24 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:23am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Master of somewhat impressive guitar playing. Equally accepting of any and all lifestyles. Enjoyer of video games and other admittedly immature ways of passing the time. Pessimistic Optimist. Awkward Giggler.

I'm TJ. I like making people laugh and I'm looking for someone to spend time with. If my face seemed nice enough to click on, why not send a message? :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved to Washington to get away from the oppressive conservatism and suffocating heat of the south (NC, for the record). I work a silly office job that's your standard 9-5 (well, 10-6; for the record, yes, it IS way better). Fairly boring, but hey, it's consistent. In my spare time I play guitar, write the occasional song or joke, and get inordinately proud of myself for cooking relatively simple meals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing guitar, producing / analyzing music (as well as other things). Making convoluted jokes, writing jokes in general, and finding the connections / humor / inherent irony in things. Being generally self deprecating. Playing devil's advocate. Driving awkwardly yet effectively. Making eggs whenever I've been drinking. Menial tasks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People seem to like my hair? I like my eyes, but they annoy me for not picking a color. Oh yeah, there's non physical things to talk about too...I'm generally trying to make people laugh, because I sortaaaa don't think stories/thoughts are even worth telling if they aren't entertaining.

This might not be the "fist thing", but I've been told that I often look distinctively goofy on my feet. Think Andy Dwyer from Parks & Recreation. If you don't watch that show...well, it's quite enjoyable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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->First off, I'm going to list comedians, in lieu of music...because I like them more: Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, TJ Miller, James Adomian, John Mulaney, Eugene Mirman,Anthony Jeselnik, Pete Holmes, Todd Glass, Kyle Kinane, Greg Giraldo, Doug Stanhope, Mitch Hedburg, Dana Gould, David Cross, Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Andy Daly
-> Shows - Hannibal, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, American Dad, Review, Brooklyn 99, Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Breaking Bad, Daily Show/Colbert Report, Louie, Comedy Bang Bang, The League, Bob's Burgers, Trailer Park Boys, Modern Family, Justified, Game Of Thrones...Grey's Anatomy...
-> Music - Lotsa stuff. I prefer stuff with heavy guitar, or anything that sounds like it took a lotta work to make? Some regulars: Isis, Thrice, Daft Punk, BTBAM, Circa Survive, Black Dahlia Murder, Deftones, Fear Before, A Wilhelm Scream, Tool, Michael Jackson, Opeth, Massive Attack, James Taylor, Curren$y, He is Legend
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, Iphone full of music & podcasts, Notepad for writing down thoughts, MacBook... Weed? I know, that's sad, but it's true; I have a bit of general body pain & a couple other medical things that it just helps with SO perfectly. Glad to be somewhere it isnt illegal. Oh, and video games - or, at the very least, Pokemon to play on the bus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music/songs, humor/jokes, irony & hypocrisy, society, sexuality, politics, being/feeling certain ways &thinking about why exactly I do
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't go out often, but I love doing it if I have a companion. Clubs are not my thing (I like dancing a ton tho), but bars are great if we can hear each other talk! Im just not the type to try to "pick up" someone AT a bar, or a concert, or the like; I honestly do not quite understand how that is even done...thus OkCupid :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not a super private person at all but I can't think of anything to put. I've had open heart surgery? Ha. This section often ends up just being a randomly selected "pet peeve."

My job is incredibly boring. I just sit at a desk processing healthcare documents. I'll be able to tell you actually read my page if you refrain from asking me about it, haha. There are no simply no other relevant details i could state about my job besides "bad" haha
You should message me if
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If you want to have an actual conversation. About anything, really. If you found me at all cute or interesting (which is a line I will often say in a 1st message; apologies for repeating myself.)

"so, what are you looking for?"

Lots of people like to ask this on OkCupid. I myself recognize that this is a dating website. So, to elaborate on my earlier point: I am looking to "date." But this encompasses anything from casual hangouts, lunches, movies, drinks, et cetera...all the way to nice dinners, caring for each other on a personal level, and perhaps even intimate congress. Dating, relationships, "kicking it", as you WA people like to say's all good!

That said, I'm "generally" just looking for someone nice to spend time with and be nice to, I guess... :)