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25 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 29
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want something of substance.
Teach me French and I'm yours.
The language...

Also my hairs done got chopped off, I'd post a picture but I'm not much of a selfie person... and then I took some of those stupid things.

Give me love, it's all I need.
I want to give my time to someone, not waste it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A man who works for a living should never live in poverty.

So I'll work. And I'll sleep. And I'll smoke. I'll count my laughs and my smiles. Not my paper or my change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hockey. Reading. Cooking. Baking. Talking. Memory. Photography. Writing. Learning. Cards against humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to think people see me the way I see myself when I look in the mirror. I can tell when I look tired, others will too. I can tell when I look stressed, others must see that. I can tell when I'm happy, others will sense this as well.

To see oneself through the eyes of others must first realize that we are not as mysterious as we think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
really too lazy to fill this out but I have a lot, I'll tell you about it sometime.

I play a game with my brother where you quote a movie line and the other has to get it. Rarely do we not guess the movie…

Asking Alexandria, Memphis May Fire, Alexisonfire, BEDlightforBlueEYES, UnderØath, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, The Word Alive, Paramore, The Postal Service, Del the Funky Homosapein, Deltron 3030, Isles and Glaciers, The Sound of Animals Fighting, Circa Survive, Johnny Craig, Emarosa, Parkway Drive, Sleeping With Sirens, DeadMau5, Flux Pavilion, Death Cab for Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, The Streets, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Destroy the Runner, The Devil Wears Prada, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Explosions in the Sky, Maybeshewill, I See Stars, In Fear and Faith, Inhale/Exhale, Led Zepplin, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Anti Flag, The Beatles, The Civil Wars, the lumineers, Issues, Woe, Is Me, Attack! Attack, The Mars Volta, A Day To Remember, the spill canvas, childish Gambino, Ellie Goulding, the color moral, ....

Books! Harry potter, Spin, Axis, Vortex, House of Leaves, Fifty Year Sword, Raw Shark Texts, The Whalestow Letters, Only Revolutions, Miss Peregrine's School For Peculiar children, Hollow city, City of Dark Magic, City of Lost Dreams, A Discovery of Witches, The Book of Life, Shadow of Night, The Night Circus, The historian. All Ender books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The nhl.
Foam core.
Red metal pipes.
A slab of ice.
8oz. Of rubber.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well hockey.
Worrying about my brother.
Hermes trismegistus.
The tree of life.
The golden mean spiral.
Fibonacci sequence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
serving drinks, most likely
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am really tired of being ignored, you people aren't very approachable. So you can message me. The absolute least you can do is give a simple response...

Don't message me if...
Pittsburgh anything fan, though especially penguins fans, just don't.