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  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
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Last online
Yesterday – 6:38pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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If being on here has taught me anything, it's not to trust certain types of lighting in other's pictures.

Pop culture nerd. Think The AV Club/The Dissolve/Grantland type stuff. Looking for my lobster.

I also lived in Warsaw, Poland for five years and and just came back from visiting! I traveled a lot during that time. I use that experience to always keep an open mind when trying new things.

For all you know, I'm trying to send you a message right now but your inbox is full.

"Blueprints for the future are a fool's errand. They're like blueprints for a house. Nice to have but any foreman with half-a-brain doesn't need to look at them."
What I’m doing with my life
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Workin' on my night cheese. I also write news stories for a movie website and freelance for other sites. Serving food and drink at local karaoke bar, counting the number of times I hear "Piano Man" in a single shift. Going to if I'm having a real bad day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a good memory for inane movie/tv trivia. Cooking chili, pasta, tacos, chicken stir-fry and turkey sandwiches. I also use my own fresh veggies on a frozen pizza. I'm becoming an expert pedestrian. I have a sixth sense for the cross-street wrap-around (not a sex-thing). Saved by the Bell trivia.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: High Fidelity, The Great Gatsby, The USA Trilogy, A Game of Thrones, Sex, Drugs & Coco Puffs, Extra Lives: Why Video Games Matter, The Revolution Was Televised: The Cops, Crooks, Slingers and Slayers Who Changed TV Drama Forever, Fever Pitch.

Movies: Goodfellas, Casablanca, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Do the Right Thing, Singin' In The Rain, The Graduate, Taxi Driver, The Godfather, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. These are my ten favorites but there are a lot more I love.

TV: The Wire, Friday Night Lights, Freaks and Geeks, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Sherlock, Seinfeld, Game of Thrones, Archer, Parks and Rec, Mad Men, The Americans, Community, The Simpsons, True Detective, Parenthood

Music: Bruce Springsteen, The Shins, Phoenix, The Killers, Skrillex, The Gaslight Anthem, Japandroids, Kanye West, Jay-Z right now though I mostly listen to podcasts.

Food: Pizza (any kind but deep dish is best) Mexican, Italian beef, Chicago dogs, steak, chicken cutlets, scrambled egg whites and turkey sandwiches. Stir-Fry(day) is my newest addition to the rotation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Xbox - that thing plays Netflix and HBOGo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. I'm going back to Poland this summer so that is exciting. How I can be a better writer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
According to this website, everyone spends their Fridays in watching a movie or out (possibly dancing). I must be the only person who likes to dance while they stay in to watch a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Firework" is on my running playlist. Yes, that one.
You should message me if
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You know the difference between irony and coincidence.

You're fine with the fact that we'll never be on the same Pictionary or Charades team. If movies and TV have taught me me anything, that only leads to fighting.