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Homoskedastic23

30 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:45am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First things first, since it seems to freak folks out: I don't like ice cream. I do like many other things though; semicolons are an example of things that I enjoy.

Otherwise I'm just a guy who's appreciative of wit, humor, and those who are masters of both. I'm grateful for my amazing friends. I like moderate-length walks on the beach. I think I've finally started to settle in Pittsburgh during my last few months here... and I'm always up for new adventures in and around the city!

Despite the occasional rant, I actually think I have one of the coolest jobs ever. Really, I'm just trying to do what I do well... and not go insane in the process. Always interested in new experiences and meeting new people. I can't say I exactly have a "type" so say hello!

I'm ENTP if that information floats your boat.

I'm terrible at surfing, have only done yoga two or three times (would like to do it more though), am a disaster with skiing... but I do love a good beach and the ocean. Apparently these words are supposed to make your OkCupid profile really popular, so I'm gaming the system with this superfluous sentence. I'm a rebel without a cause.
What I’m doing with my life
Postdoc in public health. I do other stuff too - but you'll have to ask. A guy's got to have his secrets!

I've recently started going to the gym, so I guess that's something I now do with my life. Maybe I haven't drank the right flavor of protein powder yet, but why do people like this so much? I can't sugarcoat this, I very much hate the gym. All that said, since I actually give people money to do something I clearly dislike, apparently my vanity is much greater than I had previously anticipated.

On a more fun note, I tell intentionally *terrible* jokes. TRY ME.
I’m really good at
Filling out online profiles apparently. I also think I'm a pretty decent cook. I'm getting better at not double-spacing after periods. (It's the little things.)
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. I have a pretty deep voice. I get a lot of "you should do radio" pieces of advice. I hope this isn't a subtle hint that I'm terrible at my job.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food:
Honestly, I'll eat just about anything tasty. BRING. IT. ON.

Instead of listing all of my music, books, and movies- I'll just mention the last things I've listened to/read/watched.

Music: Beyoncé (don't act like you haven't listened to that new album either)
Books: I'm in the middle of reading three books. One is about murder, the other about gravity, and the last about economic theory.
Movies: House of Cards. Which isn't a movie technically... though when you binge on hours of Netflix, what's the difference?

Generally though, if it's sci-fi or a cartoon or generally falls into some sort of classic nerd genre... I probably love it.
The six things I could never do without
My contacts - I'm as blind as a poorly-seeing bat.
My Kindle. (I'm probably going to be ex-communicated from P.O.E.M. for saying that, but it's true.)
The Internet.
Semicolons and the serial comma. (I'm cheating here - whatever.)
Food.
Interesting people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my life might be different if I had another name. Seriously.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about politics, world events, and social inequalities.

What would happen if I went on a date with someone I have ~15% match with on OkCupid?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out grabbing some dinner/drinks with friends, or home by myself taking it easy and watching Netflix. Ok, or geeking out and playing video games. Or stalking 40 feet tall rubber ducks as they float along the river. In short... it depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a walking encyclopedia of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knowledge. Try me.

What the hell, let's go for two. I talk to myself when I'm intensely thinking about something. I still get strange looks from people in coffee shops, my roommate, my co-workers, etc.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the spirit moves you. If you have a strong appreciation or hatred of my screenname. If you want to know what deep dark secret underlies my dislike of ice cream. If you are the person who can finally explain the point of Snapchat to me. Or if you have a fun idea for somewhere to hang out and would like some company!