I come from a place called the 20th Century. I got to Florida as soon as I could and I have been walking around smiling ever since. 1949 utility model, low miles, squeaky clean, average size chassis, lips in like new condition, conscious, dependable, happy, healthy, loyal, will last for many more good years if treated properly. Seeking a sharp female counterpart co-driver. May be available for a test drive. Inquire within.
Everything else is anatomically correct. All my fixtures match my features... no man boobs, nothing abnormally large or small, no third anything and the same best go for you. I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't roll with gals that do. As far as that glass half empty/glass half full thing goes, I always keep my glass full. I never drink unless I'm alone or with someone.
Retirement is great, I get to do whatever I want, all the time. I'm just a simple people with simple pleasures, uncomplicated and willing to share my water dish. So I danced like no one was watching, my court date is pending... It's my constitutional right not to line dance or for that matter any dancing whatsoever in public during the daytime so maybe if that's not a deal killer this could be that one in a million match. Ya ya?
I would just like to meet an available, genuine, sincere woman for an exclusive full time relationship who is not recently divorced or been totally screwed over by the ex 'cause you probably would always be mad. I have been saving some money for a new girlfriend. I would like to get a good one. No experience necessary. Will train. It's friends or nothing and then we'll just have to see what happens from there.
Basically, you be you, I'll be me, and we'll be us. I don't want a woman to live with, I want a woman I can't live without. Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn't matter. It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Also, no problemo with the toilet seat deal, I pee sitting down. Easy peasy.
I am not the entertainment committee and I'm not interested in jumping thru hoops. Besides your desirable female/womanly attributes what else are you bringing to the table. I need mind. As you well know everything needs to click in order for it all to work. Chemistry is something that is either there or it isn't. You can't start a fire without a spark and a fire needs attention to keep it burning. Although... I have to admit that a piece of tail trumps a piece of mind.
OK, I pretty much used complete sentences, have most of my own teeth, and see the world clearly with my four eyes. There is always the chance that I am more fun in person. Ever since I turned 60 I'm concerned that everything that's supposed to be soft will get hard and everything that's supposed to be hard will get soft.
The game of life is hard to play, we're going to lose it anyway, so let's not waste another day. OK?