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TNJoe

33 Knoxville, TN Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Bankruptcy Attorney by day, stout/porter enthusiast by night!

If there's a thunderstorm, i can be found near the window watching the rain fall to the ground and the sky light up, illuminating everything....especially at night. The beauty of nature can be breathtaking; but beware nature's wrath...now that is beautiful in a terrifying way.

I'm not one for clubs, but I do enjoy a good pub and some live music. Beer dinners, wine dinners, and festivals are a lot of fun to go too. I'm even into conventions focusing on a wide array of topics.

I want to travel to as many places as possible. I've been to Ireland, but hopefully New Zealand will be in the fairly near future...one can wish! That said, I do enjoy some gaming and watching some shows.

Sportswise, I enjoy watching football; Tennessee Vols and Arizona Cardinals (so close to winning the super bowl, alas!).
I enjoy the opera, musicals, and the theater. I want to go to more museums and enjoy what they have to offer. I support same sex marriage.

I'm a geek, figure I should let that cat out of the bag as well. I like sci/fi, fantasy, gaming, and all that, but I keep myself balanced with cooking (I make a mean cheesecake and recently made a Daube du Boeuf), friends, etc. I've wanted to write and go to culinary school at different points of my life, but those never worked out. I'm probably too quiet at times, but c'est la vie.
What I’m doing with my life
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Moving up the bankruptcy ladder. I'm the Chapter 7 court attorney for our firm now, so I handle a lot of trustee meetings and whatnot. I also tend to make culinary creations for my parents on the weekends. From braised short rib pot pies, to quails stuffed with italian sausage stuffing, to fried gator po boys, to a low country shrimp boil, to...yeh I like to cook!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at stockpiling books to read at some future date;this does become problematic at times, but gives me plenty of options in my free time. I'm good at procrastination, but most people are. I'm also a good listener. I feel like i'm good at my job...it can be stressful but rewarding at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quiet? I smile? I probably blink too much? That i'm plotting world domination? Wait.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kim Harrison, Christopher Moore, R.A. Salvatore, A. Lee Martinez, Stephen King, Neil Gaimon, Orson Scott Card, and Bruce Campbell (yes, he writes as well...that genius). I'll read a bit of anything really if I think it may be interesting.

Movies: 9, Role Models, The Messenger, Hellboy 1 and 2, LOTR, Star Wars, Memento, Princess Bride, Juno, Evil Dead movies, Zombie Films, Vampire Films, VERY BAD films when the mood hits me and i want to laugh, Fight Club, the Alien series, Kill Bill, Die Hard, Goonies, Labyrinth, Nightmare Before Christmas, Serenity, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Tropic Thunder, Step Brothers, Dredd, Shawshank Redemption, Fast Six, Avengers, Serenity, Cabin in the Woods and many more

TV: I've recently started down the journey of The Doctor. Oh the Feels! Of the other shows currently on, i enjoy Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Psych, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Warehouse 13 and more. Off the air? I'm a big Joss Whedon fan, so Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Firefly are all fantastic and dearly missed. I also miss BSG and Lost.

Music: Sigur Ros, The Shins, The Donnas, Nightwish, Pat Benatar, Dresden Dolls, Built to Spill, Collide, The Virgins, Coldplay, AC/DC, Radiohead, Cake, Oasis, Travis, Ceann, Dropkick Murphy's, Classical, Musicals, Operas, NiN, Beatles, Rolling Stones, iron and wine, cat power, dragonforce, Rammstein, The Ropes, The Kills, The Raveonettes, Hair Metal, Aerosmith, Journey, Paramore, and much more.

Food: I love trying new foods whenever I can. I adore Sushi of all kinds. I've eaten Haggis. A deep fried mars bar is a heartattack on a stick. I enjoy Ethiopian and Afghan restaurants along with the usual Chinese, Italian, and Steakhouses. An Indian buffet can make me happy any day of the week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My friends
3. Randomness
4. entertainment formats (ooo, this way I can include dvd, games, books and more)
5. Delicious alcoholic beverages
6. Good Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel to. TV shows. Bankruptcy (it's a given with my profession haha). What the future holds. Random Wheodon quotes. "With my freeze ray I would STOP! the world."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Here, there, and everywhere. I'd rather a Friday night not be typical. If there's a movie out I wanna see, i'll be there. A good pub is always nice. If there's a good band in town, i'm up for that. Opera, plays, etc! Other nights, I'm just hanging with friends. Really, I'd be up for anything at least once!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I at one time weighed 325 pounds, yikes! Yay for willpower and exercise. More room for improvement, but i'll get there!
You should message me if
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If anything in my profile piques your interest. If you like geeky tv/games/etc Or, if you like Irish things, Whedon tv shows, a good pint of beer or a glass of wine, enjoy pubs, have a fandom you are passionate about (regardless if i'm a fan). If you're a connoisseur of ridiculing bad movies. If you wanna message me a good lawyer joke or recommend a book or movie. If you wanna get a cup of coffee or tea, i'm down. If you just want to be random in your message, i'm down with that too!