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TNJoe

33 Knoxville, TN Man

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. (Pretty obvious ha)

Here we are at the section where I regal you with what makes me stand out...or something like that.

I work as a Bankruptcy attorney at a firm based in Knoxville. I work a lot in our Clinton office, so Anderson county is often on my radar.

I'm a geek, figure I should let that cat out of the bag as well. I like sci/fi, fantasy, gaming (including board and card games) and all that, but I keep myself balanced with cooking (I make a mean cheesecake and recently made a Daube du Boeuf), friends, etc. I've wanted to write and go to culinary school at different points of my life, but those never worked out. I'm can probably be too quiet at times, but c'est la vie.

I'm more of a good pub person than into a club scene. I've recently discovered a love of bourbon, so I tend to try new libations of that type when I can. If there's a festival (and let's face it, there's a ton it seems here in Knoxville), I'm usually going to be interested in going. Rossini festival, a good beer/wine festival, Highland Games festivals, etc. Also, a good music festival is nice as well.

I want to travel to as many places as possible. So far, i've only made it out to Ireland, though. One day!

Sportswise, I enjoy watching football; both the American and European varietals. Tennessee Vols and Arizona Cardinals are my go to teams. Alabama will always be the bigger rival than Florida to me...but that's just how I grew up. I enjoy the opera, jazz ensembles, musicals, and the theater. I want to go to more museums and enjoy what they have to offer. I support same sex marriage; everyone should have the same equality am I right?

Hmm. Well, there you go, a summary!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in Bankrupty during my 9-5 hours. Otherwise, i'm dreaming of places to go visit, wanting to try new things, and making culinary creations for my parents on the weekends. I love to cook and feel it is my most artistic expression (my younger sister got the art skills).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at stockpiling books to read at some future date;this does become problematic at times, but gives me plenty of options in my free time. I'm good at procrastination, but most people are. I'm also a good listener. I feel like i'm good at my job...it can be stressful but rewarding at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet? I smile? I probably blink too much? That i'm plotting world domination? Wait.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kim Harrison, Christopher Moore, R.A. Salvatore, A. Lee Martinez, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jim Butcher, Orson Scott Card, and Bruce Campbell (yes, he writes as well...that genius). I'll read a bit of anything really if I think it may be interesting.

Movies: Tarantino films, the original King Kong, 007 films, Hitchicock, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, A Clockwork Orange, The Raid, Muppet Movies, Battle Royale, 9, Role Models, The Messenger, Hellboy 1 and 2, LOTR, Star Wars, Memento, Princess Bride, Juno, Evil Dead movies, Zombie Films, Vampire Films, VERY BAD films when the mood hits me and i want to laugh, Fight Club, the Alien series, Kill Bill, Die Hard, Goonies, Labyrinth, Nightmare Before Christmas, Serenity, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Tropic Thunder, Step Brothers, Dredd, Shawshank Redemption, Fast Six, Avengers, Serenity, Cabin in the Woods and many more

TV: I've recently started down the journey of The Doctor. Oh the Feels! Of the other shows currently on, i enjoy Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Psych, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Warehouse 13 and more. Off the air? I'm a big Joss Whedon fan, so Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Firefly are all fantastic and dearly missed. I also miss BSG and Lost.

Music: Ingrid Michaelson, Fitz and the Tantrums, Sigur Ros, St. Vincent, Weird Al, Fiona Apple, Keane, Ours, Cake, Spoon, Elton John, arctic monkeys, xx, beady eye, tool, Johnn Cash, Elvis, Muse, Lorde, Placebo, Cvrches, Bryan Adams, The Protomen, Mika, Imagine Dragons, Bastille, NONONO, Amanda Palmer, Arctic Munkeys, Muse, Alt-J, Sigur Ros, The Shins, The Donnas, Nightwish, Pat Benatar, Dresden Dolls, Built to Spill, Collide, The Virgins, Coldplay, AC/DC, Radiohead, Cake, Oasis, Travis, Ceann, Dropkick Murphy's, Classical, Musicals, Operas, NiN, Beatles, Rolling Stones, iron and wine, cat power, dragonforce, Rammstein, The Ropes, The Kills, The Raveonettes, Hair Metal, Aerosmith, Journey, Paramore, and much more.

Food: I love trying new foods whenever I can. I adore Sushi of all kinds. I've eaten Haggis. A deep fried mars bar is a heartattack on a stick. I enjoy Ethiopian and Afghan restaurants along with the usual Chinese, Italian, and Steakhouses. An Indian buffet can make me happy any day of the week.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My friends
3. Randomness
4. entertainment formats (ooo, this way I can include dvd, games, books and more)
5. Delicious alcoholic beverages
6. Good Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel to. TV shows. Bankruptcy (it's a given with my profession haha). What the future holds. Random Wheodon quotes. "With my freeze ray I would STOP! the world."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Here, there, and everywhere. I'd rather a Friday night not be typical. If there's a movie out I wanna see, i'll be there. A good pub is always nice. If there's a good band in town, i'm up for that. Opera, plays, etc! Other nights, I'm just hanging with friends. Really, I'd be up for anything at least once!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I at one time weighed 325 pounds, yikes! Yay for willpower and exercise. More room for improvement, but i'll get there!
You should message me if
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If anything in my profile piques your interest. If you like geeky tv/games/etc Or, if you like Irish things, Whedon tv shows, a good pint of beer or a glass of wine, enjoy pubs, have a fandom you are passionate about (regardless if i'm a fan). If you're a connoisseur of ridiculing bad movies. If you wanna message me a good lawyer joke or recommend a book or movie. If you wanna get a cup of coffee or tea, i'm down. If you just want to be random in your message, i'm down with that too!