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TRG1234

45 Clearwater, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back after a year off from dating. However, I still do not have any expectations about online dating. Whatever happens, happens. (Thus far, this site is sinking below the already low expectations I had coming back in.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not as much as I would like to, but that's about to change. Life is kinda on hold until my old dog lives out his days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...lots of stuff, especially trivia. In fact, I just blew away the previous high score for the trivia game on a recent Delta flight. On an R rated note, I have been told several times I am great at giving oral sex. (Yes, all from women.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...are probably my eyes and forearms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Modern Family is my latest obsession...such a great show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
soda
pizza
dogs
sex
massive natural breasts on cute girls
friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the urgent need I have to find something to do for work that is more fun, lucrative, rewarding, or all three than my current job.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...flying to the Bahamas on my Gulfstream to spend the weekend on my private island. That, or just watching the Rays (in person or on TV) if it's baseball season.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read your answers to the sex questions first because, let's face it, they are the most entertaining. (I'm still a boob man, but figured it was time to admit something different.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A.) ...you want to do something fun (like a baseball game or kayaking).
B.) ...you realize that the parts about reading the sex questions and being a boob guy are meant to be playful (still true, but playful nonetheless) and are not offended. This is sorta my way of weeding out girls who are probably too prudish to be a personality match for me.