So what makes me stand out? Apparently, unlike the rest of the dating site fraternity, I start but rarely finish books - pretty much unless they were written by Irvine Welsh - and only watch films that my critic mate likes because I have the attention span of a...what?
And although I love music, I’d rather go and dance like a loon to pretty much anything with a catchy beat than chin-stroke to some obscure hipster band in a trendy dive bar.
The truth is I am interested in what is real...people, things, stuff. I am fascinated by human minds, lives, backgrounds, behaviour. And I am learning sign language because being able to communicate without saying a word is fucking cool. (Plus my mum is deaf, so it’s quite handy, too.)
Everyone says they are funny, but I sometimes laugh at my own jokes and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
I hate stinginess and unreliability – meaning I’m great to go partying with but shit at saving. I am driven when something engages me but can be lazy when I’m uninterested.
At the risk of sounding like a total wet, I have a strong moral compass, hate hypocrisy and am a champion of the underdog.
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention... My rave dancing was once described as “not bad” by Diversity’s Ashley Banjo. That alone should make you want to meet me.