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TXSmartGuy

35 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Everybody say, 'nothing comes too easy,' but when you got it, baby, nothing comes too hard." -- Prince
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Perfecting the art of perfecting the art.

Trying to figure out which one is you. You know you have like five pictures of you and the same six friends, right? Could you add a circle or arrow or something? Until then I'm assuming you are the awkward looking one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Being halfway across the street when the crosswalk says "go"
* Amusing myself
* Karaoke like whoa
* Looking like I know what I'm doing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably just said something hilarious, or offensive, or both. Often both. I didn't mean anything by it, I swear! [He did mean it. --ed]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Rushmore" is the greatest movie ever made, objectively speaking.

Some TV shows I have enjoyed include The Wire, Arrested Development, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Dexter was good for two seasons, then it sucked. Admit it. (October 2013 update: I called this "Dexter sucks" thing like 3 years ago. WAY before that finale!)

I like non-fiction books.

Michelin stars = good. Gray's Papaya = great.

Prince is the greatest musical genius of our generation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Laptop
* BBQ
* An audience
* Me Lucky Charms

I'm easy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I just keep delegating, eventually I can go on vacation year-round. Right?

And what the hell is a "digital agency," and why do all you girls work for one?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately Fridays have been spent recovering from Thursdays. They say nobody plans to fail...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't read your favorite books/movies/music list. (Just in case you didn't read mine though, let me re-state: Prince is the greatest musical genius of our generation.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are really good at holding things without dropping them.

Every girl I've ever *really* liked has, at least once, purchased a car with a manual transmission. The rest of you, good luck.