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T_A_GUOD

36 Glendale, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there!!! I am philosophical, sarcastic, and funny and I'd like to talk to interesting, eclectic, funny people who are open minded, and like to think about the stranger things in life. I like science, history, comics, movies, hiking, camping, traveling, dancing, parties, festivals, amusement parks, art, photography and learning new things. If you'd like to know more contact me, and don't hesitate to ask anything (I can give you the weather and time if you really need it, but it might come a little late).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Driving forklift in a cold warehouse at night. Trying to figure out what to do and who to do it with in the mornings since I sleep in the afternoon before work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a good artist, writer, philosopher, driver, listener, and friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a lot of different hats, my height, and my long hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is "The Emperor Wears No Clothes", by Jack Herer. Other good books I've read are "E=MC Squared", "The Universe in a Nutshell", "Sciencia", "The Elements", among many others. I also read "Scientific American", "Discover", and "Astronomy" magazines regularly.

My favorite movies include Quentin Tarantino movies, all the Monty Python movies, anything by Mel Brooks, South Park the Movie, most of the Marvel movies and most horror, comedies, action adventure, cartoons, and documentaries as well.

My favorite channels are H2, Discovery Science, USA and the Cartoon Network. My favorite TV shows include Cosmos, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Perception, Major Crimes, Elementary, The Big Bang Theory, Community, NCIS, Person of Interest, most older cartoons, all the Star Treks and my sports of choice are wrestling and football (Go Eagles!!! My hometown is Philly don't judge).

My top 5 favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against The Machine, System of a Down, and Linkin Park. My favorite genre is rock, but will listen to anything but country as it makes me sleepy.

My favorite food is pizza, or anything with sauce and cheese on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laughter
2. Transportation
3. New Things to Learn
4. Air Conditioning (in this desert)
5. Stationary
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the past, my theory of everything, "What's dark matter/energy?", the meaning of life, "How water came about on Earth?", "Is fire alive?", "What's the air speed velocity of unladen swallows?", "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" and many other stranger and fantastic theoretical ideas that spark my interest. I also spend time thinking about how to make us energy independent in as short a time as possible. And more time is spent coming up with new artistic endeavors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working every other Fri. until around 10pm, otherwise, not sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not your typical guy (can wait patiently for us to see each other naked in person), and I like to sing in the car. Ask if you want to know more.
You should message me if
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If you like me and think we'd make good friends, a good couple, or just a good time.

You'd like to have a descent conversation.

Or if you're tired of posting selfies, want me to use my camera and you don't mind supplying sustenance (snacks and beverages).

Don't be shy, I like girls who take initiative (especially if they've rolled it before. lol)