Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We are a COUPLE, here looking for COUPLES. That's what we mean.
Seriously. (No, guys - no matter how cool/interesting you are, we
just aren't interested. NO.)
OKC hasn't allowed us to check that, to tell you that in the part
above, but it's true. Really.
We're happily married (for more than a decade), love sex with each
other and with others. Since we started fooling around next to, and
with, other couples, we've found that our romantic and sex lives
have improved dramatically. We're game for most anything, ranging
from dating another couple - to much more bodily "swinging." We
like and have fun with each/both. We think of ourselves as
monogamish, not polyamorous. We're secure in our relationship. He's
straight; she's mostly straight but she likes to fool around with
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, it seems, we're seeking other people to do in our lives.
But seriously, folks: we're professionals, with too many degrees,
working hard, with demanding work and family existences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How funny we are? How smart? How hot? We don't know. You tell us.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We've been reading Anna Karenina to one another at bedtime for
about two years now. We're something like a third of the way
We really liked "A Separation" recently.
We like most music (though T likes Robyn Hitchcock, which N thinks
is excluded from the category).
We eat most anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the world better. How great the world already is. How
the world is made badly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In. Saturday is a more likely to be an interesting night to ask
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... if you're a COUPLE, interested in meeting another COUPLE.
(What's more, if you're a guy, a single guy, a married guy on the
sly, or whatever - if there's only ONE of you? Then PLEASE don't
message us. We. Are. Not. Interested. And we will receive
indications of interest from single men as hostile statements of
disregard for our profile.)
If you're fun, smart, funny, hot.
If you communicate well - with one another and with us.
If we'll enjoy the drinks we have with you as much as we'll enjoy
the rest of the time we spend together.
[Evidently, we have to add this: if you are genuinely hopeful we'll
respond, please write something - anything - that indicates that
you have read this profile and understand who we are, what we're
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