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TabandNick

45 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We are a COUPLE, here looking for COUPLES. That's what we mean. Seriously. (No, guys - no matter how cool/interesting you are, we just aren't interested. NO.)

OKC hasn't allowed us to check that, to tell you that in the part above, but it's true. Really.

We're happily married (for more than a decade), love sex with each other and with others. Since we started fooling around next to, and with, other couples, we've found that our romantic and sex lives have improved dramatically. We're game for most anything, ranging from dating another couple - to much more bodily "swinging." We like and have fun with each/both. We think of ourselves as monogamish, not polyamorous. We're secure in our relationship. He's straight; she's mostly straight but she likes to fool around with cute girls.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, it seems, we're seeking other people to do in our lives. But seriously, folks: we're professionals, with too many degrees, working hard, with demanding work and family existences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... yup. Yup we are.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How funny we are? How smart? How hot? We don't know. You tell us.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We've been reading Anna Karenina to one another at bedtime for about two years now. We're something like a third of the way through.

We really liked "A Separation" recently.

We like most music (though T likes Robyn Hitchcock, which N thinks is excluded from the category).

We eat most anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Each other.
Our kid.
Our family.
Sex.
Communication.
Stephen Colbert
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the world better. How great the world already is. How the world is made badly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In. Saturday is a more likely to be an interesting night to ask about....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... if you're a COUPLE, interested in meeting another COUPLE.

(What's more, if you're a guy, a single guy, a married guy on the sly, or whatever - if there's only ONE of you? Then PLEASE don't message us. We. Are. Not. Interested. And we will receive indications of interest from single men as hostile statements of disregard for our profile.)

If you're fun, smart, funny, hot.

If you communicate well - with one another and with us.

If we'll enjoy the drinks we have with you as much as we'll enjoy the rest of the time we spend together.

[Evidently, we have to add this: if you are genuinely hopeful we'll respond, please write something - anything - that indicates that you have read this profile and understand who we are, what we're looking for.]