Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
** back in Yorkshire for a few months after a fair few years in
London, little bit of a billy no mates at the moment despite being
quite a sociable person, would be fun to make a new friend with
someone adventurous who can help me reconnect to my Yorkshire roots
and have some fun times with**
I like going out, meeting new people, long walks along the beach to
dispose of the bodies. That's not true by the way, I don't really
like long walks.
Not entirely sure if there is such a thing as being hedonistic
within reason. But if there was, that would probably be a good way
to describe me. I enjoy the pursuit pleasure as long as it isn't at
the detriment of myself or others.
I'm pretty down to earth and generally contented and confident in
who I am as a person. I try to point life in the direction of good
things, but when life hands you a lemon, make grape juice and leave
the world wondering... wtf?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I decided that I want to spend the minimum amount of time in my
life working and the most amount of time doing things that are
important to me (which is ironically, surprisingly hard work)
whilst still being somewhat financially comfortable So right now
I'm working at making that a reality. Wish me luck!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well I just found out that I'm actually Scottish (no word of a lie)
so I am assuming the caber toss, deep fat frying, or making English
people slightly anxious as to whether I'm being overly friendly or
I would like to think I'm good at relating to and understanding
people, very open to those outside my social circle and make
Oh, and my house mates recently dubbed me a culinary genius. Though
it had been a heavy one the night before /morning/part of the next
evening, so it's quite possible a toenail salad might of gone down
just as well.
I'd like to get better at a few things though.
Dancing, I enjoy dancing in general but especially partner dances.
I'd like to learn the Argentinian tango (so if anyone would like
someone as just a dance partner let me know) and samba, though I'm
good enough to get on the dance floor for a bit of salsa or swing
(need a bit of a refresh on the old swing).
Capoeira - which is probably my primary art form.
Shibari - which is my other primary art form
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hat, I often wear a hat, especially when it's cold, It also
often changes. This is unfortunately not because I am a head wear
fasionista, but probably due to the fact I seem to misplace them on
a regular basis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I looked back on what I wrote and it made my eyes sore. The truth
is though it's great to have things in common, I like people for
who they are not their taste in media
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family. I know it sounds cliché but what's life if you
can't share it with those you care about.
Something physical, be it sports, dancing, or martial arts.
A bit of kinkiness - sure I could live without it, but I'd rather
Something Different to my normal day to day, year to year.
Lessons in how to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why societies feel the need to adopt ideologies (socialism,
capitalism, democracy, communism/Trotskyism etc.) and stick so
staunchly to them while denying the benefits of anything they deem
as conflicting with said ideology.
How to make a difference in the world without having to get off my
How to become a millionaire without having to get off my
Whether or not I'll actually start working on that novel.
About how your supposed to feel when you hit 30
How the words existentialism and procrastinating got so cool all of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't see a Friday night or the weekend for that matter as some
sort of custom or ritual I must abide by.
Or it could just be that I'm a bit crap at making plans so i
generally just hijack whatever friends are doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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OK cupid seems to be under the impression I'm some sort of violent
crackhead, which is a bit unfair as this is only half true.
You should message me if
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You're open minded
You can laugh at yourself.
You enjoy a bit of kink or are at least curious about it.
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