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TacoYeti

31 Gibsonia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Eclectic. Sarcastic. Curious. Passionate. A bit (very?) misanthropic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Ruining my body with loud music, strong drinks, and delicious food, among other, admittedly less exciting, things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
forgetting to buy the one thing that I went to the store for in the first place.

Also: making breakfast burritos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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There's a large collection of a hair-like substance growing out of the lower half of my face. Most people think it's there to keep me warm, but I've determined that its primary function is to prevent wing sauce from entering my mouth, much to my dismay. I used to fight against it on nearly a daily basis, but as of late I've decided to attempt to maintain a symbiotic relationship with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yes, I like these things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
IPA's
The Decemberists
Probably some other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scaring all of the people out of my local bar by playing the most hipster stuff I can find on the jukebox. I'm just really tired of every night being disco night.

Actually, scratch that. I'm probably in Lawrenceville, dancing poorly at Belvedere's. Feel free to come watch.
You should message me if
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you're looking to make a bunch of small talk back and forth but never really want to commit to meeting for a drink or something.

Yes, I'm being completely serious. It's my absolute favorite thing.