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30 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 6" (1.98m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Just moved to LA for my dream job at an internet comedy website you've probably seen. I now have the dubious distinction of being YouTube famous. Loving this town. I'm still exploring and would love someone to show me the cool non-tourist stuff.

6'6." Have Camera, Will Travel. I'm in love with the world and I adore the 80s in a totally unironic way.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just got my masters degree. Working in production. Aiming to get my scuba certification. Loving life and trying to fill it with great experiences and people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cameras, Bioshock, overanalyzing anything, pairing food and drink, coming up with a plan in a crisis, finding the shit out of Waldo, Finding the best in a bad situation. Hugs. I'm amazing at hugs. I've been compared to Groot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a giant. 6'6" 250 lbs.

Update: 235 lbs. I stopped drinking soda and run sometimes. 15 lbs. That's how awful soda is for you apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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True Detective, Breaking bad, Huge fan of Archer. Rick and Morty is growing on me. I'm a lover of the Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick, Fritz Lang, and Ray Harryhausen.

David Wong, Chuck Klosterman, Irvine Welsh, and Judy Bloome. I love Herman Melville, Studs Turkel, Faulkner, Twain, Douglas Adams. I DO NOT like Ayn Rand. She's not a good writer. I don't apologize.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beard Trimmer
Canon Rebel
If I say whiskey does that make me an alcoholic?
Coffee in the morning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What position I'll take in society when global warming breaks down our way of life and we're forced to live in a cannibalistic Mad Max hellscape.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sampling hot beats. Did I say beats? I meant cheese. Cheese at Costco.

Hopefully hitting up a dive bar. If you know of a great dark dive bar with some good scotch hit me up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My brother is a monk. I'm not religious. We don't see eye to eye obviously.

I'm kinky.
You should message me if
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You're polyamorous or non monogamous.

You have an accent or tattoos.

You're a kickass burner chick.

You're kinky.

You have a tattoo of the band Tatu. A Tatu Tattoo.

You're a science type with a kickass degree on your wall.

You know of a great dive bar.

You know a martial art.

You're not against gay rights or feminism. Those causes are important to me. I'm not a hyper-liberal, but I believe in some things.