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Tahiroshima

23 / M / straight / Single

Miami, Florida

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am contemplative, pseudo-esoteric, and eclectic.

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My Self-Summary

There is simultaneously too large a reservoir of qualities and quantities to discern and imprint on this screen, and too little patience on my part to synopsize and make myself appear grammatically, structurally, as well as aesthetically pleasing.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm in pursuit of the most coveted prefix: Doctor. I currently go to FIU; majoring in psychology while minoring in philosophy. I also work at a hospital as a nursing assistant on the psychiatric ward. From my wealth of experience, I've come to the conclusion that everyone is plagued with psychosis. I'm glad this "normalcy" isn't the real norm.

I’m really good at

Procrastination, double/triple entendres, non-sequiturs, alliteration, loose associations, neologisms, confusing others, and confusing myself.

The first things people usually notice about me

My radiant crome dome, my jovial expressions, finding humor (typically dry with a healthy dose of puns) in nearly everything, and my sometimes militant vibe.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I can't really think of any specifics off the top of my head, so I'll just give more general answers...

Books: Anything pertaining to religion, psychology, philosophy, history, sociology, science, economics, or humor.

Movies: Thrillers, Horror, Sci-Fi, Drama, Comedy, Action, Martial Arts, Animated, Psychological, and Romance every now and then.

Music: Hip Hop/Rap (G-Funk homie!), R&B, Jazz, Blues, Rock, Metal, Soul, Funk, Classical, and a little bit of Salsa/Baccata/Merengue when I'm in the appropriate setting.

Food: Anything but corn...and pig intestines.

The six things I could never do without

1. My iPod
2. An inquisitive nature
3. All of my interpersonal connections (friends, family, etc.)
4. A healthy sense of humor
5. A sound mind and body
6. A lovely lady friend to spend time with

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The human condition, spirituality, religion, politics, human interaction, psychology, the nature of existence, means of self-edification, thinking about my thoughts, sexuality, penis/fart/boob jokes, etc.

On a typical Friday night I am

I'm either doing homework, at work (and probably doing homework), hanging out with friends, at the club/bar, or at the movies.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I occassionally make fire engine noises when I'm peeing.

You should message me if

you an interesting person expecting the same.

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