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Tailessmonkey

50 Oceanside, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Firecracker and a Too-Toned Alligator in the River and The Rocket and A Secret I cant Stop It!
I'm a sometimes Creative Director with an off-base sense of humor.
Good at thinking outside the box or just thinking.
Have traveled to all the continents save one. (Damn you Antarctica! You with your penguins!)
Love different cultures, different people and interesting places.

Just found out that some men lie about being tall...wouldn't that be noticeable right away? Why lie about what you look like and expect your date not to be put off when they meet you?

I am a tall guy, size 11.5 shoes
my fingers are the same length as my palms and my hands are kinda square shaped.

Hey, the personality profile says I am Ill mannered! I've never been F'%@* Ill mannered in my life!

OK, just to remark, who isn't fun loving? I've seen this in a few profiles... goes without saying, doesnt it? Whatever you think of as fun is what you love, because you've defined it as fun, right?
So, that's us, you and me, everyone. FUNLOVING
I will declare, I LOVE FUN
I enjoy enjoyment. More than fond...

Oh...ladies, never start out your summary with the words "I'd like to think of myself as" I dont really know what that means...

It is very cool that you have been to Burning Man and Tattoos are racy and I have played in a drum circle too...dont know where I was going with this...oh yeah, you are cooler than you think you are and dont have to prove it to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to go snow shoeing or cross country skiing in Yosemite this year.

Oh...writing, designing, playing guitar, hiking...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
creative solutions.
I'm not very good at golf but I love it when I really connect with the ball, more than the score.
I'm good at seeing things someone else's way.
I can design furniture for your house
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sense of humor
and how devastatingly handsome I used to be
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Jungle... and I actually liked Nostromo by Conrad
Movie: Pictures
show: business
music: isnt that how you were defined when you were 15? Who's your favorite band?
food: not russian (borsht is good sometimes)

Now that my marriage has gone thataway I will be reading again. Any suggestions? Fiction please.

science fiction is still intriguing. 'Mission to Gravity' was always a fave.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my heartbeat
english muffins, pretty good when almost burnt...
blood transfusions from Nepali Sherpas
baby thai coconut water
thermos
fantastic people without fear
dreams of flying
I'm going to get toast right now...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
hiking in the sierras, giant Sequoia trees and the smell of needles...
i wrote that a year ago. I'm not thinking about trees right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now, working on some creative project until I get a call to get out of here.
Maybe happy hour with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wont be classified as private, if I admit, it becomes the most 'public thing.' Then, I would have to find another most private thing...

I will tell all my private things to people I trust, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to go out for coffee or more... or if you have a live Sherpa for the blood transfusion.
You must have a sense of humor, make the attempt to laugh with me rather than at me. (at me to start is OK)
You are not sure if you are evolving and might just be turning more so.
Yes divorced and single mothers, your children are the most important thing in your life...but dont lead with that if you are trying to get a date. Offspring our our legacy and if you are worth something you should feel strongly about yours. Its all good, but the next guy wants to feel you are going to give a damn about him too. Just a thought, you have to have incentives. me? I'm cool being fifth wheel but then thats what you get...fifth wheel. does that make sense?

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