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IncredibleHouck

30 Van Nuys, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Okay, let's start with the labels and then move on to some details. I'm a short cis white hetero polyamorous male chocoholic atheist actor originally from the Midwest.

Depending on when you read this, I may be in a relationship with one or more partners. Those partners may have other partners as well. If that's confusing, feel free to ask about it.

I'm currently in long-term relationships with two partners. One is RaeLeeTheCat. The other is not on OkCupid. Between them, acting, and my day job, I most likely don't have enough free time to sustain another long-term relationship. But if someone awesome comes along, I'll probably try to make it work.

I'm 5'3. I work out every morning but I eat cake and ice cream in the evening, so I've got an interesting mix of muscle and gut.

The few times it showers here, I am the fool singing in the rain and dancing in the puddles. I miss thunderstorms. I use to open the garage door back in Kansas City and listen to the raindrops hit the pavement. I was born in Michigan, but we moved before I was a year old, so I have no memory or attachment to the state. I've lived in Kansas, Oklahoma, and most recently, Missouri. Damn the Royals for making me care about them this year. I moved to LA in 2003, and I now consider it my home.

I tend to prefer a small group of good friends over a large crowd.

When my grandpa passed away, I inherited a cat named Snowflake. She's very loquacious, and you will find her hair on every piece of clothing I own.

I'm the oldest of three boys. We were always at each others' throats when we were little, but we've grown a little fonder of each other as we've gotten older. It's still probably for the best that we live in three different states.

At the moment, I'm open to a variety of relationships from casual to serious. I would like to start a family some day, but I'm not in any rush to do so right now.
What I’m doing with my life
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Acting, writing, and producing. I support myself financially working as the office manager of a small PR firm in Westwood. I take salsa lessons and sing in an atheist choir.

I try to do good things in my free time. I regularly donate platelets and I read to kids in a hospital.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at solving computer and technology-related problems. Which, most of the time, means I'm actually good at searching Google for the answer.

I make tasty brownies and sloppy joes. I have a pretty good singing voice. Working at a PR office, I've picked up a few tricks on how to get a story in your hometown newspaper.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. And because of work, I tend to always be in a button-up shirt. If it's cold out, probably the black duster I've had since freshman year of high school.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, You Are No So Smart, anything written by Cory Doctorow.

Movies: The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, the 1989 Batman, anything with Kevin Costner in it. A few other favorites include WALL-E, Jurassic Park and The Avengers.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, most things Joss Whedon...

Web comics: xkcd and QC.

Food: Steak, burgers, chicken tenders, chocolate malts, french toast, the aforementioned brownies and sloppy joes.

Music: I tend to listen to music I can sing to. (Meat Loaf, Josh Groban, Journey, etc.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, a Kindle, my phone, the internet, chocolate, and as soon as they're invented, autonomous automobiles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Driverless cars. I eagerly look forward to the day when I never have to drive again. Imagine a world with no traffic jams, no accidents, and the ability to read a book or watch a movie as your car drives you down the 405. It's gonna be wonderful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
seeing a movie, writing a movie, or shooting a movie.

The same thing I do every night.... Try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Crohn's disease. Because of this, I have to take slightly more bathroom breaks than the average person. Thankfully, with apps like RunPee I can still see movies while they're in theaters and no exactly what parts I miss. Other than that, it doesn't affect my life too much. I have to pop six pills a day, but it's become pretty routine at this point.
You should message me if
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You're okay with polyamory and want to see some theatre, eat some unhealthy food, or cheer on the Dodgers (while eating unhealthy food).

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