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31 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:08am
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's not easy to be this sophisticated and this unrefined at the same time. It's a delicate balancing act. I'm athletic-- if someone steals your phone I'll chase after them, tackle them, and get you your phone back. If I'm gone for more than 5 minutes, go ahead and call the police. People keep giving me Moleskine notebooks, so apparently they're enjoying the stories I tell them. I haven't written anything in the notebooks, but I've found that they make great firewood.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a lot of food and then eating it
playfully pointing out hypocrisies
intellectual challenges
making muscles
remembering what you tell me about yourself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He's white
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How The Mind Works by Steven Pinker
Herzog by Saul Bellow
Trainspotting, the film and the novel, both masterpieces

Some People Who Are Funny/Amazing To Me:
Larry David
Louis CK
Dave Chapelle
Jon Stewart
Kristen Schaal
Russell Brand

Music matters. Same with food, but in a different way. You can't eat a song, or listen to an omelette--I've tried.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behavior, human misbehavior.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll try and update this every Friday.
You should message me if
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Ask yourself: Are you as awesome as your dog thinks you are?