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Takeonme34375

32 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's not easy to be this sophisticated and this unrefined at the same time. It's a delicate balancing act. I'm athletic-- if someone steals your phone I'll chase after them, tackle them, and get you your phone back. If I'm gone for more than 3 minutes, please call the police. People keep giving me Moleskine notebooks, so apparently they're enjoying the stories I tell them. I haven't written anything in the notebooks, but I've found that they make great firewood.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a lot of food and then eating it
playfully pointing out hypocrisies
intellectual challenges
making muscles
irreverence
remembering what you tell me about yourself
Jenga
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He's white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How The Mind Works by Steven Pinker
Herzog by Saul Bellow
Trainspotting, the film and the novel, both masterpieces

Some People Who Are Funny/Amazing To Me:
Larry David
Louis CK
Dave Chapelle
Jon Stewart
Kristen Schaal
Russell Brand

Music matters. Same with food, but in a different way. You can't eat a song, or listen to an omelette--I've tried.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
No
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human behavior, human misbehavior.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll try and update this every Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to start a band and call it Sexual In Nature.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ask yourself: Are you as awesome as your dog thinks you are?