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My self-summary
It's not easy to be this sophisticated and this unrefined at the same time. It's a delicate balancing act. I'm joking but there is kind of a tug of war going on: my irreverent side is always competing with my intellectual side for attention. I'm athletic-- if somebody steals your phone I will chase them down, tackle them, and get you your phone back. If I'm gone for more than 5 minutes, please call the police.
What I’m doing with my life
I created a career where I work one-one-one with disabled people (and a few able-bodied people) to help them get the most out of their bodies, their minds, and their lives. Part physical therapist, part psychotherapist, and part personal trainer--I call it Exercise Therapy.
I’m really good at
Making a lot of food and then eating it
Playfully pointing out hypocrisies
Brain challenges
Body challenges
Irreverence (making fun of almost everything)
The first things people usually notice about me
He's white
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How The Mind Works by Steven Pinker
Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman! by Richard Feynman
Herzog by Saul Bellow
Trainspotting, the film and the novel, both masterpieces

Some People Who Are Funny/Amazing To Me:
Larry David
Louis CK
Dave Chapelle
Jon Stewart
Kristen Schaal
David Cross
Russell Brand

Music is important to me. So is food, but in a different way. You can't eat a song, or listen to an omelette, I've tried.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human behavior and human misbehavior.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll try and update this every Friday.
You should message me if
Ask yourself: Are you as awesome as your dog thinks you are?