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34 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:11pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hey there, my name is Rob. I'm pretty laid back, sarcastic, and genuinely feel as though I make good company regardless of who I am with.

I like good television shows (yes, this is subjective, but many of the shows on cable fit the bill), working out on a regular basis, seeing rock shows when I have the opportunity, bar/restaurant hopping, working on computers, playing certain pc games, gatherings with friends/family, etc.

I could delve more into my interests, but I assume it is best to keep this short.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a lot for the time being. Partaking in the activities listed above, and looking forward to the summer! Shows, beer festivals, boating, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dressing up for Halloween, building computers, lightening up tense situations with humor. I can also easily reach things on high shelves.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, sarcastic, have a good sense of humor, and look younger than I actually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Many of the shows on the major cable networks. Classic rock, metal, and punk primarily; but I can listen to most types of music and find something that appeals to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excluding obvious necessities, I would say my close friends, family, comedic relief in various forms, my computer, a plethora of different restaurants to choose from, and exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My long term goals, and what I will be doing with my life. I also spend quite a bit of time deciding when to vacate my bed in the morning, though the latter tends to happen when I actually "have to get out of bed." I hate that feeling. You know what I love? Waking up suddenly and thinking that you're late, only to realize you still have an hour or two to sleep; it's fantastic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home, work, out with a friend/friends having a drink or two and some eats, at a movie, at a rock show, or whatever happens to arise spur of the moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an Assassin. Just kidding... or am I?
You should message me if
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You need an Assassin, you've actually read my profile, and you happen to notice things that interest you.