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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 31
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love all four seasons, all kinds of weather, and all colors of marble. I have a weakness for earl grey and goodbye scenes at train stations. I don't gamble or play video games, but those are pretty much the only vices I've avoided. I prefer weed to alcohol, but then I also prefer sex to masturbation and yet I jerk off an awful lot.

I'm the rare queer who doesn't think sleeping with men automatically means you like drag culture or say "Ooh, sports" when someone brings up a good Bowl Game or the French Open. I'm not saying I'm into carpentry or auto mechanics or (shudder) baseball, but I do sometimes get tired of shaking my booty to the light show and seek out songs that have a guitar in them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Born in Baton Rouge (go Tigers), spent most of my life in Charlottesville, went to school in Williamsburg, where I majored in English. I've worked as a journalist pretty much my whole career. Currently live in D.C., a town I've always loved. I'm an excellent writer and editor, I enjoy travel and culture, and I still use the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, who knows? My big brown eyes? My sarcastic tongue? Soon it'll be the frantic way I grab strangers' shoulders and ask "What was the first thing you noticed about me?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It says a lot about me that this is the first fill-in entry to which I was drawn. I love all these categories (you should too) and am very passionate about my favorites. "Don't have time to read"? Then you don't have time for me, either.

Books: Franny & Zooey, The Blind Assassin, A Perfect Spy (anything by Salinger, Atwood or Le Carre, really), Jitterbug Perfume, Tortilla Flat, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Turn of the Screw, The Corrections, The Shining, White Teeth

Movies: The Graduate, The English Patient, Network, Beauty and the Beast (Disney, actually), Dr. Strangelove; or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Airplane!, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lawrence of Arabia, Noises Off

Shows (all time): The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Dick Van Dyke Show, All in the Family, Battlestar Galactica (remake), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Black Books, SNL, Breaking Bad

Shows (currently on air): Parks & Recreation, Community, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Archer, Veep, Arrested Development, Hannibal, Homeland

Music: The Beatles, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, The Strokes, Joni Mitchell, Weezer, The Moody Blues, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Joseph Arthur, Muse, Nada Surf, Simon & Garfunkle, annnnnnnnd Jeff Buckley

Food: Love it all, except for broccoli. Favorites include red meat, raw fish (oysters, sushi, etc.), cheese, and most things ethnic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food and oxygen are too obvious, right? So not those ...
Family, humor, music, a view with a little bit of green in it, Christmas, and orgasms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Honestly? Death. Not like in a dark or suicidal way -- I very much enjoy being alive -- but in a philosophical sense. Sophocles said we should consider our death everyday. I mean, I think about LSU football a lot too, but Sophocles was mute on that topic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this "typical Friday night"? Last Friday I saw Book of Mormon with a friend of mine before we drank ourselves stupid up and down 14th Street. The one before I was visiting my parents in Virginia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I'd be willing to eat a human being, provided their death was caused by something like "stabbing" and nothing like "poison."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-- You are NOT a vegetarian or vegan.

-- You smoke pot at least a little, or would be willing to. The occasional stoned sex is a must for me.

-- You dislike country music, or you're willing to forgo it completely in my presence.

-- You don't recoil in disgust at the idea of watching a football game every now and then (bonus points if you DO recoil at the suggestion of it being a baseball game).