Was going to start my profile with a few white lies about my love of salsa dancing and shoe shopping and my enormous circle of friends, my love of elegant little restaurants; and to this I was going to add some banalities such as 'I love traveling' and 'I like to snuggle up on the sofa with a glass of wine and a DVD'.
But instead of the blah blah blah I am going to give you a few home truths
1. I am ugly. I normally break camera lenses and have had to resort to using industrial strength titanium shielded ones. I also had to resort to fooling the camera by disguising myself
2. I have all the charm of a rhinoceros. A very bad tempered rhino at that, in fact one who got out of the wrong side of the bed and has just chewed on a bee's nest.
3. I am fabulously wealthy. But I am looking for a partner not a gold digger so if I disguise this for a while I am sure you'll understand ;)
4. I am world's worst dancer. My saving grace is that I can cook
If I haven't scared you off yet then I am looking for someone who is funny, intelligent, honest, loving and great fun to be with for a long-term relationship. I am genuine 6'1'' (so you can always wear heels with me), I am in good shape as I regularly go running and to the gym. I have a passion for astronomy and I am a bit of a geek when it comes to science and technology.
But if you are not geeky, don't worry. I have a wide range of tastes some that veer towards normality such as comedy, cinema, history, art, architecture, politics. I can pretty much talk about anything ....... just don't try and get me interested in fashion.
and finally I am a fun, intelligent, kind guy with a big heart - honest