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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 30
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Has kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Polish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Was going to start my profile with a few white lies about my love of salsa dancing and shoe shopping and my enormous circle of friends, my love of elegant little restaurants; and to this I was going to add some banalities such as 'I love traveling' and 'I like to snuggle up on the sofa with a glass of wine and a DVD'.

But instead of the blah blah blah I am going to give you a few home truths

1. I am ugly. I normally break camera lenses and have had to resort to using industrial strength titanium shielded ones. I also had to resort to fooling the camera by disguising myself

2. I have all the charm of a rhinoceros. A very bad tempered rhino at that, in fact one who got out of the wrong side of the bed and has just chewed on a bee's nest.

3. I am fabulously wealthy. But I am looking for a partner not a gold digger so if I disguise this for a while I am sure you'll understand ;)

4. I am world's worst dancer. My saving grace is that I can cook

If I haven't scared you off yet then I am looking for someone who is funny, intelligent, honest, loving and great fun to be with for a long-term relationship. I am genuine 6'1'' (so you can always wear heels with me), I am in good shape as I regularly go running and to the gym. I have a passion for astronomy and I am a bit of a geek when it comes to science and technology.

But if you are not geeky, don't worry. I have a wide range of tastes some that veer towards normality such as comedy, cinema, history, art, architecture, politics. I can pretty much talk about anything ....... just don't try and get me interested in fashion.

and finally I am a fun, intelligent, kind guy with a big heart - honest
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have had a complete career change, I used to work in marketing, I am now a science teacher at a special needs school
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think it is for others to say what you are good at however if pushed I think I am a good at conversation.

I am told that I am intelligent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My good looks and dazzling wit (and a little bit of awkwedness)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Dont really do novels although I do like Harry Potter. I like reading about history and science.

Films - Gattaca, The Departed, 7 years in Tibet, True Romance, The Replacement Killers.

Music - A lot of stuff from the late 70's 80's and early 90's including; Bob Marley, Specials, Madness and SKA in general, Visage, OMD, Blondie, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Les Zepplin, EMF, Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, Air, World Party, The , Orb, The Beloved, Tom Waits, The Pogues, Moby, - Just a selection, I like lots else as well

Food - Thai, Chinese, Mexican, Indian, English
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughters, my friends, my health, my home, my car, internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My kids and the opportunities that there are in life. I like to learn new things. I will continue to learn until the day I die
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out socialising or chilling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play video games
You should message me if
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If you are looking to chat to someone who is intelligent and enjoys a laugh.