I am omnipotent, wise cracking, and telepathic.
My Self-Summary
I am indescribable. I break the mold every day. No one can think or
live on my level. Seriously? No. There are no pretentious acts
here, my friends. I am a level-headed, easygoing, spontaneous,
short, absolutely hilarious girl living in the wonderful fair city
of Seattle.
I am an avid fan of reading (books and comics), writing prose, art,
beer of all kind, running, blush worthy topics, living as frugal as
possible, thrift store shopping, eating yummy food, my dog, my
friends, mi familia.
I am a vegetarian and while I am a fantastic cook, I don't do it
often. I can bake wonderful cookies and bars and will be giving the
gift of sweets again for Christmas.
I have a funny elbow due to a bicycle accident, I have an armadillo
purse I named Carl, I have two velvet paintings, and pastries are
my ultimate vice.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding the cure for cancer and looking for ways to end world
hunger. Actually I'm working to make money and continuing to pursue
projects I enjoy.
I’m really good at
Finding random objects at low prices.
Making funny faces in pictures.
Washing dishes.
Reciting movie lines.
Baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of height, my slightly hipsterish attire (it pains me to
admit), and depending on the situation my conversations regarding
taboo subjects or my inability to make small talk.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Being the bookworm that I am, I have a variety of favorite books:
Things Fall Apart, The Road, The Ethical Slut, The Stranger, 25th
Hour, Cool Hand Luke, Motherless Brooklyn, American Psycho...
As far as favorite movies go, they are all over the place: Tropic
Thunder, Dummy, Talladega Nights (don't judge me), Dogma, Resident
Evil, Persepolis, Best In Show, Billy Madison, Punch Drunk Love,
Sleepers, The Departed, Fears Of The Dark...
I appreciate all musical genres but my heart has been taken by
independent hip-hop: Pigeon John, Mr. Lif, Eyedea & Abilites,
Cage, Robust, Stick Figures, Aceyalone, Sweatshop Union, Soul
Position...
And food? I love food. 'Nough said.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family and friends.
2. Reading.
3. Working out.
4. Eating.
5. Drinking beer.
6. Thrift stores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually sleeping. I have to work Saturdays to my utmost dismay. But
there are occasional Friday nights I'm out with the homies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have done a 5K naked.
You should message me if
You think we'd have an engaging conversation. Or if you like brunch
and beer. Not necessarily together but that would be amusing.