Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A country boy with Southern sensibilities, I eventually fell
face-first into a pile of city and can't seem to get the stain
Not that I mind, mind you. I discovered at a young age that I'm a
bit of a culture vulture and needed to get out and see the world a
bit, so yeah.
That said, I've recently relocated to Cincinnati and am searching
to add some spice and substance to my daily diet.
That's where you come in, right?
But yeah. I suppose I'm not too shabby. I'm a talker. I'm also a
writer. I'm one of those folks who writes like they talk, and vice
versa. I'm a good listener. I think quickly. I am learning to speak
with less speed. I like to shop. I root for the Bengals, even
though love to find new and usual ways to break my heart. I enjoy
sports. I don't think golf, baseball, or driving a car are sports.
I have drive. I have long term goals. I have short term goals. I
fall down on occasion. I enjoy the process of getting back
I suppose you could say that I'm on here looking for someone who'll
make me fall over my own feet a 'lil.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'd lie and say I moved here for the chili, but we both know
better. A buddy and I started up this little project last Fall
that's currently crushing it, so I am here putting my nerdiness to
good use closing it out.
Also, I historically spew words for nerds, among other things. That
has meant designing, writing, producing and otherwise shepherding
the corruption of the yootz via video gaming. I currently run
editorial for a magazine and serve as chief design geek for a local
Beyond that, I read books like they're going out of style (which I
guess they kinda are), I travel a lot, but love finding new dives,
dance halls, eateries, and music venues when I have time. I also
have a puppy who insists on copious amounts of cuddle and the
occasional trip out for her poops and pees. She is an absolute joy
and an undeniable handful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being clever. Making people laugh. Dancing like a white boy.
Rocking like a hurricane. Dominating clandestine underground
Connect Four tournaments.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My third nipple. OK, so that's actually usually the 17th thing they
notice. Kidding. I only have two-and-a-half. Again, kidding. Only
two. Sorry for all the lovely ladies I let down with that
confession. I'd bet on either my height or my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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...The Thin Red Line
...Army of Darkness
...The Last Days of Disco
...The Life Aquatic
...Sons of Anarchy
...The Walking Dead
...Game of Thrones
...Bad Girls Club
... The Fountainhead - Ayn Rand
...How To Be a Guru - George Mikes
...Leading the Revolution - Gary Hammel
...The Kitchen God's Wife - Amy Tan
...Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
...The Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
- The Kingkiller Chronicle - Patrick Rothfuss
... A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
The kind that makes me feel all bouncy...you know like the hip hop,
the folk, the bad radio pop, the "alternative" (to what exactly,
I'm not quite sure), bad yu suzuki hair band remake rock, punk by
kids that aren't punks, the sound of people mingling.
...Terrible Chinese Takeout
...A Quasi-Rare Hunk of Meat
...A solid foldable slice of pizza
...Indian, Thai, Japanese BBQ
...Basically anything spicy enough to melt a hole through the plate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind, my health, my family, inspiration, passion and behaving
badly while naked...or partially clothed. You get the idea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
building a better mousetrap. Trying to find a way to get my puppy
to stop being so crazy. The OK Cupid community's obsession with
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating, drinking, dancing, laughing, babbling, postulating, pimpin'
or sitting in my PJs, lamenting the poor decisions of my youth over
a good cry and a carton of Ben and Jerry's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Having grown up somewhere between Hillbilly and Redneck central at
different points in my youth, I have a sneaky Southern accent that
creeps out when I get tipsy.
You should message me if
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