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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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A country boy with Southern sensibilities, I eventually fell face-first into a pile of city and can't seem to get the stain out.

Not that I mind, mind you. I discovered at a young age that I'm a bit of a culture vulture and needed to get out and see the world a bit, so yeah.

That said, I've recently relocated to Cincinnati and am searching to add some spice and substance to my daily diet.

That's where you come in, right?

But yeah. I suppose I'm not too shabby. I'm a talker. I'm also a writer. I'm one of those folks who writes like they talk, and vice versa. I'm a good listener. I think quickly. I am learning to speak with less speed. I like to shop. I root for the Bengals, even though love to find new and usual ways to break my heart. I enjoy sports. I don't think golf, baseball, or driving a car are sports. I have drive. I have long term goals. I have short term goals. I fall down on occasion. I enjoy the process of getting back up.

I suppose you could say that I'm on here looking for someone who'll make me fall over my own feet a 'lil.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'd lie and say I moved here for the chili, but we both know better. A buddy and I started up this little project last Fall that's currently crushing it, so I am here putting my nerdiness to good use closing it out.

Also, I historically spew words for nerds, among other things. That has meant designing, writing, producing and otherwise shepherding the corruption of the yootz via video gaming. I currently run editorial for a magazine and serve as chief design geek for a local game developer.

Beyond that, I read books like they're going out of style (which I guess they kinda are), I travel a lot, but love finding new dives, dance halls, eateries, and music venues when I have time. I also have a puppy who insists on copious amounts of cuddle and the occasional trip out for her poops and pees. She is an absolute joy and an undeniable handful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being clever. Making people laugh. Dancing like a white boy. Rocking like a hurricane. Dominating clandestine underground Connect Four tournaments.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My third nipple. OK, so that's actually usually the 17th thing they notice. Kidding. I only have two-and-a-half. Again, kidding. Only two. Sorry for all the lovely ladies I let down with that confession. I'd bet on either my height or my eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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...Jerry Maguire
...Almost Famous
...Shawshank Redemption
...Fight Club
...Yi Yi
...The Thin Red Line
...Army of Darkness
...Billy Madison
...The Last Days of Disco
...The Life Aquatic

...Mad Men
...True Blood
...Battlestar Gallactica
...Sons of Anarchy
...Breaking Bad
...The Newsroom
...The Walking Dead
...Game of Thrones
...Bad Girls Club

... The Fountainhead - Ayn Rand
...How To Be a Guru - George Mikes
...Leading the Revolution - Gary Hammel
...The Kitchen God's Wife - Amy Tan
...Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
...The Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
- The Kingkiller Chronicle - Patrick Rothfuss
... A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin

The kind that makes me feel all know like the hip hop, the folk, the bad radio pop, the "alternative" (to what exactly, I'm not quite sure), bad yu suzuki hair band remake rock, punk by kids that aren't punks, the sound of people mingling.

...Great Sushi
...Terrible Chinese Takeout
...A Quasi-Rare Hunk of Meat
...A solid foldable slice of pizza
...Indian, Thai, Japanese BBQ
...Basically anything spicy enough to melt a hole through the plate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind, my health, my family, inspiration, passion and behaving badly while naked...or partially clothed. You get the idea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
building a better mousetrap. Trying to find a way to get my puppy to stop being so crazy. The OK Cupid community's obsession with tacos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating, drinking, dancing, laughing, babbling, postulating, pimpin' or sitting in my PJs, lamenting the poor decisions of my youth over a good cry and a carton of Ben and Jerry's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Having grown up somewhere between Hillbilly and Redneck central at different points in my youth, I have a sneaky Southern accent that creeps out when I get tipsy.
You should message me if
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You wanna be the Joker to my Batman.