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41 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:52pm
6′ 5″ (1.95m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a gentle giant, mostly, who likes to hang out with friends, laugh as deeply and often as I can, and generally likes where I am in life.
I’m funny in a dry, Midwestern way – or I’m very good at setting myself up for failure on a first date when you decide that “funny” is a relative thing. I'm a great cook, an okay carpenter, and a crap photographer, but I enjoy all three. I read a lot, generally fiction, but my guilty pleasures are economic histories and, I'm so, so sorry for this, science fiction.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a product strategist for an Internet start-up in SOMA. So basically I’m a San Francisco cliche. In my free time, I'm trying to write a little, trying to learn to code, trying not to watch TV -- though generally failing. Trying to get out and hike more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to cook – I’m actually an awesome cook. I do a little carpentry, which I’m less good at but I like to learn. I like puzzles, word games, and cards. I also like taking things apart, so I tend to have computers lying around that I like to play with, or new gadgets so I can figure out how they work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. Then it's the impish grin with a lopsided dimple. And if they get me laughing, that this giant guy sometimes giggles like a girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love indie music and collect posters and T-Shirts from shows. The best shows I've seen in the last few years are LCD Soundsystem, Frightened Rabbit, Jonsi (from Sigur Ros) and CHVRCHES. My favorite foods are Italian and Middle Eastern. My favorite movies are Broadcast News, Heat, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and, yes, Star Wars
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Indie Music, banter, Places I haven't yet been, mapping apps because I have the directional sense of a blind ox, and brunch, dear Lord I do like brunch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In no particular order: How public transportation systems work, auction theory (it's related to my job), flavor combinations on which to build a recipe, whether my friends and family are happy and how I can help them be, whether I have time to walk where I'm going next, what *is* that smell on Muni, when the next show I'm going to see will be, whether Tony Soprano died at the end, whether Charlie Kaufman & Spike Jonze will collaborate on another movie, location-based game design, girls, Supreme Court decisions, where I want to travel next...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually, I'll have a toned-down happy hour with friends after work and either grab a little dinner afterwords or get home for a quiet night, unless I have big plans like a show or a party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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While I'm good at trivia, I can be a know-it-all and I'll often convince people I know something when in fact, I'm BSing. My friends have taken to calling shenanigans on me when they think I'm trying to buffalo them. Also I am a horrible athlete, unless the sport requires moving heavy objects over long distances at no discernable speed.
You should message me if
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You're funny, and looking to shoot the shit.