It is time to re-evaluate and freshen up the old profile to reflect my point of view as it stands today!!!

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The only thing I can really say about my life these days, is that it is forever changing. I am trying very hard to build something that I did not have before, and can hardly wait to see the outcome.

I have been dating a lot these last few months, and I feel like I have reached a point where I want to take a breather and focus a bit more on me and less on finding someone to be with. Of course that certain someone is still on my mind, but not in the foreground like it once was.........for now!

soooo.. I guess what I am trying to say is that earthworms make the best toys, and to never feed them to your dog, because then you no longer have your toy and you have to clean up a lot of worm vomit.

Just so you know. :P

Living it! as best I can, given my upbringing, economical status, and deep personal relationship with creditors (hehehe, j/k....kinda) Working my 9-5 job, and in constant pursuit of love. Love of friends, love of family, and of course that special someone...(stupid me being a sap)
What I can tell you, faithful reader of my profile essays, Is my fantasy life. The following is what I would absolutely love my life to become but the realist in me is inclined to believe probably won't be happening in this lifetime:

Ideally, In what remains of my youth, I wouldl love to travel to each and every one of my favorite cities of the world and have fantastic adventures with a plethora of exciting characters. Such cities include London, NY, Rome, Cardiff (we all know why) and so on and so forth. After all my adventures have become mundane and ridiculous I will fall madly in love with a proper English lad. After 6 months of ignorant bliss I will find that he is in actuality a cheating prick who was using me for my millions. Spurned by his infidelity, I will turn to my gay best friend (who doesn't exist yet but he too will be british) and we'll realize that we were meant to be together all along. Which will result in a fantastic wedding and reception with our own signature wedding cake baked personally by Martha Stewart, a couple of wonderful children are next on the list, followed by years upon years of absolute contentment. finally with my large family gathered by my deathbed for my last moments.. I will whisper the family secret as my body gives out. The secret, I will say, is applesauce. Yeeeahhh! Let's make all that happen!!

Standing my ground! I know what I believe in, where my convictions lie, and I stay true to them. While at the same time remaining open-minded to other people's experience and life choices. The bottom line is that I know what works for me and what doesn't and I make those decisions accordingly.

And as an added bonus!! I will display what I am NOT good at (it is best to give people a balanced perspective I think) I am NOT good at giving sympathy to those who fish for it. The thing I dislike the most is someones sob story and the pause for reaction. Also the way that they try to justify rude or inappropriate behavior because of it. It makes me seem blunt and horrible when my first reaction is stoic and cold. So that is something I should work on. There you have it ... the good and the bad!

The first thing people usually notice about me is my warmth. Not to get all mushy and "Hey everyone look at me, I am all warm and spectacular" but I do think that I have that softness about me that can help ease peoples anxiety and make them feel comfortable around me. If I don't possess this quality, then I am constantly striving to achieve it, and I should get points for effort. :D

I'd have to be pretty interested in the topic of the book to read it, or perhaps there was a movie made from a book and I want to see if it is just as good if not better... that's where I stand on books. Movies, however, are a completely different story. I am a big fan of the newer movie musicals and romantic comedies, only because I can relate to them most. Music is extremely important to me. In the sense that I would die without it, but nobody I have encountered seems to have the same passion to taste ratio that I do. I like Lauryn Hill, Joss Stone, Leona Lewis, Mariah Carey Jazmine Sullivan, Melanie Fiona, Priscilla Renea, etc... gotta love them sassy black singers. :D
...and finally food! Food, food, food, food, what can I say about food. i guess my favorite core food is chicken, my favorite dish as a child would be tomato soup and fried bread (the way grandma makes it) and my favorite dish as an adult would have to be baked tortellini (the way i make it)....let's not ask anymore food questions, my tummy is rumbly.

Doctor Who! "There is something on your back!" HA!

Music!! Tra la la la la la la zing zing zoo de bop de laddy lo lo lo la tra la la laaaaaAAAAaAAaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAaAaAAAaAaAaaaaAaaAAaAa!

Laughter- it is the best medicine after all

Dreams- awwwww how cute, he's trying to be all deep and stuff

The Muppets - Because they are just THAT awesome

Christmas- you know that saying "gayer than christmas" ? yeah, I was the inspiration for that. I do christmas well (complete with the baking, christmas tree, games, food, decorations, and rudolph!)

Not necessarily in that order mind you.

Love. I am in awe of the power of it, how people find it, how they keep it. Anything about love intrigues me. It is almost as if I am some tabloid photographer trying to get a quick shot of love for the weekend edition, but its bodyguards (bad luck, and bad timing) seem to be in the way. I got a few good profile shots of it though, I'm saving those for sweeps.

ooh and food. Yum Yum

On the way to the local roller disco for a little fruity drink with an umbrella in it, and then to the local drive-in cinema for the latest opportunity to scare lovestruck teenagers as they try to get to second base (which changes from person to person I find)

Oh in real life....collecting my energies for a weekend full of punning, and wild imaginative story telling

Oh, you mean seriously?...like in a non joking kind of "for absolute realsies" way? I dunno...having a bag of crisps and watching telly?

I am actually elvis' long lost third cousin's grandson from another marriage... If you are very confused I refer you to my "On a typical friday night I am" essay. :) SMILES!

Don't you just hate profiles in which it is obvious these people are fishing for compliments. Like when someone says "My greatest fault is that I care TOO much." or "I would never admit that sometimes I let people walk all over me because I am SOOO sensitive and loving." That just makes me want to be like "Shut up! your real greatest fault is that you sleep around too much, and your sensitive because you took too much meth as a teen and now your senses have all shot into overdrive, making you a weepy codependent mess"

That is why I will never admit anything! muahahaha you'll have to find out my faults like everyone else. computer background and credit checks. :)

message me for any and all reasons. If nothing more than to ask my opinion on the red vs blue debate...psst...the answer is red!

Seriously though...do what you like, message, don`t message, message than stop messaging, don`t ever message than message once starting a downward spiral of message addiction. I like the word message. THE END

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oh you thought that was the absolute end did you? Well unfortunately Okcupid had other ideas. You see because in order to finish this completely useless but otherwise addicting profile site I have to expand some essay of mine by 701 characters. DAMN YOU CLEVER SITE...Managers? webmasters? I don't know...

Okay so to make this relevant I suppose I should also tell you lot out there to message me if you are a kind, non drug using ever, lovely sort of man. That would be a spot of alright if you ask me. Or even if you found that last or any of these statements to be pretentious, annoying, unrealistic, or weird. That would also be a good reason to message someone. To knock me down a peg or two. That would be pretty satisfying, wouldn't it? eh? eh?

Yeah well, I will leave you with all that and we'll see what comes of it. Again this was mostly to finish out the profile, and to leave you with a sense of closure. There this is now the absolute, forever and ever, total END....

THE END