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33 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:09pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking to meet a tall, handsome gentleman that is confident, adventurous, and a little bit silly. I'm looking for a guy interested in a long-term relationship who is sincere, honest, and that can inspire awesomeness/make me melt.

Me? I'm a regular Girl Friday: a mix of athletic tomboy who can clean up well, native New Yorker (Brooklyn) that's been living in DC for too long, and straight shooter. I'm proud to be a nerd (science, FTW!) and am always a lady.

Your guy friends will love your super cool football savvy girl that makes awesome snacks. Your mom will love me cause I make you happy. Your dog will love me cause I give good scritches. And you'll never realize what your life was missing until you meet me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wondering if I should be doing more, doing less, or just trying to be happy where I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
saying the most awkward thing at the worst time. Part of it is having no filter, the other part is just bad timing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I've done something new with my hair.
I'm a Leo, gotta tend to the mane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sports: diehard NY Giants fan.

books: Shakespeare (my collected works is full of post-it flags and penciled in notes in the margin), forensic thrillers, non-fiction on a variety of topics (especially nutrition, food science, and forensic anthropology).

tv: Dr. Who, Blacklist (Emmy Snubbed!), Hannibal (Double Emmy Snubbed!), Castle.

movies: more romcom/drama/comedy than action/horror.

music: I skew towards singers/bands that have amazing lyrics and solid melodies/harmonies. See, e.g., Elbow.

foods: Bacon. Garlic. Avocado. Everything else is secondary.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and friends
2. Modern medical technology (check out the photo of my artificial disc!).
3. Music (Nietzsche said "without music life is a mistake" and I happen to agree)
4. A fully-loaded kitchen (both hardware (sharp knives) and software (fresh produce and proteins))
5. Buddhism (made me less of a bitch)
6. The video of this little penguin squealing with glee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what important information (for instance, most of what I learned in college) my brain has misplaced in favor of random lyrics...

Also, why OkCupid thinks I should live and love in the Pacific Northwest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
same thing we do every night, Pinky....
Hanging out with friends, causing a bit of mischief, or planning for Saturday mischief. Or playing Ingress with drinks after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge men based on their dental hygiene. Flossing is sexy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Deal makers:
1. Taller than me
2. Non-Smokers
3. You want to help me be a better runner [this is on hold as I reinjured my lower back.]
4. You have a full command of the English language
5. You can ask me out on a well-planned date in 5 emails or less.
6. You understand the Twitter hashtag #YesAllWomen and why it exists.

Deal breakers:
I won't respond to guys who (1) try to neg me (2) show minimal effort in writing an email, and/or (3) send me a pro forma email.

To answer your questions:
"Hi, how r u?" -- I'm fine.
"Hey, whut up?" Nothing much. Just deleting your email cause it bored me to tears.

((Also, I know you want to chat via text or cell. However, your brethren have ruined this for you with their late night booty calls and their ADHD text conversations. I do have a work around if you're up to an actual conversation.))