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33 Washington, DC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:46am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'd like to think that I'm pretty fucking awesome, but I have enough self awareness to know that I'm probably just above-average awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Asking my 2.5 y/o niece things that confuse her: "Do you want a firetruck on your sandwich?"

Trying to get my dad to go outside the U.S. borders for once in his life now that he's retired. Tried to Amelie him (had a friend send him a post card in Italian from the Vatican). Didn't take (he was pretty freaked out that the Vatican knew where he lived).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
baking holiday cookies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sports: diehard NY Giants fan (they're not making it easy this season).

books: Shakespeare (my collected works is full of post-it flags and penciled in notes in the margin), forensic thrillers, non-fiction on a variety of topics (especially nutrition, food science, and forensic anthropology).

tv: Dr. Who, Blacklist (Emmy Snubbed!), Hannibal (Double Emmy Snubbed!), Castle, American Horror Story.

movies: more romcom/drama/comedy than action/horror.

music: I skew towards singers/bands that have amazing lyrics and solid melodies/harmonies. See, e.g., Elbow.

foods: Bacon. Garlic. Avocado. Everything else is secondary.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and friends
2. Modern medical technology (check out the photo of my artificial disc!).
3. Music (Nietzsche said "without music life is a mistake" and I happen to agree)
4. A fully-loaded kitchen (both hardware (sharp knives) and software (fresh produce and proteins))
5. Buddhism (made me less of a bitch--Thich Nhat Hanh, Tara Brach, Jack Kornfield)
6. The video of this little penguin squealing with glee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everyone thinks calling each other bae is cute.
It means poop in Danish apparently.

wondering how many women didn't get the memo about leggings not being pants.

wondering how many women opt for 4" heels they can't walk in versus 3" wedges they can.

Why so many men on OkCupid have horrible photos of themselves and then say they don't have anything recent. EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU KNOW IS CARRYING A CAMERA. Make a friend, use good lighting.

Why all you manly mens don't like cute little kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge men based on their dental hygiene. Flossing is sexy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Deal makers:
1. Taller than me
2. Non-Smokers
3. You have a full command of the English language

To answer your questions:
"Hi, how r u?" -- I'm fine.
"Hey, whut up?" Nothing much. Just deleting your email cause it bored me to tears.

Nb: I don't pay attention to Quickmatch. I assume you all swipe right.