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32 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:44pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Life is good.

I'm a regular Girl Friday: a mix of tomboy in heels, native New Yorker that's been living in DC for too long, straight shooter, and spasmodic dancer. I'm proud to be a nerd and am always a lady. And since you all are so fond of Myers-Briggs, I'm INTJ or ENTJ (depending on the day).

I am thankful for the return of spring, sunshine, open-toed shoes and short dresses. Not so much the pollen, humidity, or tourists. When I'm not doing those things, I love to cook with/for friends, hang out with my niece, and make friends with my fellow Ingress Resistance players (told you I'm a nerd...).

I'm looking to meet someone that is confident, adventurous, and a little bit silly. I'm looking for a guy interested in a long-term relationship who is sincere, honest, and that can inspire greatness.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides my 9-5:30, my superhero alter ego inspires people to fight for their health and fitness at whatever fitness level that may be. (And more recently, trying to get my dad and brother on board...)
I’m really good at
saying the most awkward thing at the worst time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sports: diehard NY Giants fan.

books: Shakespeare (my collected works is full of post-it flags and penciled in notes in the margin), forensic thrillers, non-fiction on a variety of topics (especially nutrition, food science, and forensic anthropology).

tv: I don't actually plug mine in. But thanks to the interwebs we don't need to, right? My friends tell me that I need to watch Dr. Who starting with season 3, and then skipping to Dr. 9. [Edit: my friends were right. I am a Whovian. I was surprised that Daleks have a sense of humor (at least when it comes to taunting Cybermen).]

movies: more romcom/drama/comedy than action/horror.

music: I skew towards singers/bands that have amazing lyrics and solid melodies/harmonies. See, e.g., Elbow.

foods: Bacon. Garlic. Avocado. Everything else is secondary.
The six things I could never do without
1. My family and friends (and yes, my 2 cats are family and they are cool as fuck) [Sadly, my 12 y/o cat just passed away :( ]
2. Modern medical technology (check out the photo of my artificial disc!).
3. Music (Nietzsche said "without music life is a mistake" and I happen to agree)
4. A fully-loaded kitchen (both hardware and software)
5. Buddhism (made me less of a bitch)
6. The video of this little penguin squealing with glee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what important information (for instance, most of what I learned in college) my brain has misplaced in favor of random lyrics...
On a typical Friday night I am
same thing we do every night, Pinky....
Hanging out with friends, causing a bit of mischief, or planning for Saturday mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I dunno... ask me?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You should email me immediately if you are Nathan Fillion (Captains Mal & Hammer), Dan Stevens (formerly from Downtown Abbey), or Takeshi Kaneshiro (House of Flying Daggers) *swoons*

Deal makers:
1. Taller than me
2. Non-Smokers
3. You want to help me be a better runner
4. You have a full command of the English language (okay, let's be frank here--if you can't manage the English language, I'm not going to trust that you know what to do with my lady bits)

Deal breakers:
I won't respond to guys who (1) try to neg me (2) show minimal effort in writing an email, and/or (3) send me a pro forma email.

To answer your questions:
"Hi, how r u?" -- I'm fine.
"Hey, whut up?" Nothing much. Just deleting your email cause it bored me to tears.