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TallSexyNerd

33 Washington, DC Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to think that I'm pretty fucking awesome, but I have enough self awareness to know that I'm probably just above-average awesome.

I want to meet a guy who isn't intimidated by intelligence, strength, passion, and (let's face it) weirdness. I would love to meet a guy who can inspire me, keep up with me, and go on adventures with me.

Also, and I sadly find this needs to be said: please don't be a creep. Use a bit of discretion and common sense. Add a dash of etiquette and a good slathering of reading comprehension.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make people feel loved, comforted, and cared for.

Trying to get my dad to go outside the U.S. borders for once in his life now that he's retired. Tried to Amelie him (had a friend send him a post card in Italian from the Vatican). Didn't take (he was pretty freaked out that the Vatican knew where he lived).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sports: diehard NY Giants (they never make it easy).

books: Shakespeare (my collected works is full of post-it flags and penciled in notes in the margin), forensic thrillers, non-fiction on a variety of topics (especially nutrition, food science, and forensic anthropology).

tv: Dr. Who, Blacklist (Emmy Snubbed!), Hannibal (Double Emmy Snubbed!), Castle, American Horror Story.

movies: more romcom/drama/comedy than action/horror.

music: I skew towards singers/bands that have amazing lyrics and solid melodies/harmonies. See, e.g., Elbow.

foods: Bacon. Garlic. Avocado. Everything else is secondary.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and friends
2. Modern medical technology (check out the photo of my artificial disc!).
3. Music (Nietzsche said "without music life is a mistake" and I happen to agree)
4. A fully-loaded kitchen (both hardware (sharp knives) and software (fresh produce and proteins))
5. Buddhism (made me less of a bitch--Thich Nhat Hanh, Tara Brach, Jack Kornfield)
6. The video of this little penguin squealing with glee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why everyone thinks calling each other bae is cute. It means poop in Danish apparently....

...why so many men on OkCupid have horrible photos of themselves and then say they don't have anything recent. EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU KNOW IS CARRYING A CAMERA. Make a friend, use good lighting....

...why all you manly mens don't like cute little kittens...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to avoid the Blerch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Back in 2007 i was trampled during the Flogging Molly set at ShamrockFest. Because of this i am hesitant about crowds and also have some lingering back issues. Not the Tylenol and a heating pad kind but the ice, steroids, and opiates kind. I know this is kinda heavy, but I am fighting it and am looking into surgical options.

Hopefully this doesnt get in the way of my NFL or PGA career like it has for Peyton and Tiger.
You should message me if
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Deal makers (and yes, these matter to me. Sorry to all of you smoking midgets):
1. Taller than me
2. Non-Smokers
3. You have a full command of the English language (though if it's not your first language, that's cool too)
4. You have good manners and are a gentleman.

To answer many your questions that really waste my time (I'm just deleting your email after your (minimal) effort):
"Hi, how r u?" -- I'm fine. Thanks.
"Hey, whut up?" -- The sky.

Nb: I don't pay attention to Quickmatch. I assume you all swipe right.

You came here b/c my friend's profile pointed you my way. I won't tell all his secrets, but he's seriously a good guy. And his dog is such a goober.